#nightbuckler

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Wash Buckler: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?

Night Shift, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

[loonar-polar-asylum]

we all know about how Freeze Blade makes fun of Night Shift for being old but consider: the exact same concept but it's Roller Brawl doing it to Freeze Blade

Freeze: What do you mean the phone doesn't flip anymore?!

RB: *audible sigh* let me explain you senile old man-

Freeze Blade: I WASN'T THAT OLD WHEN I WAS SENT TO EARTH-

Roller Brawl: THAT WAS AN ENTIRE CENTURY AGO DUMBASS-

Night Shift, wearing a shit-eating grin and writing everything he sees down(bc doesn't know how to record): this is one of the best moments of my life

Wash Buckler: Hey-

Night: I said one of, dearest.

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Night Shift, holding two pieces of bread on each side of Wash Buckler's head: What are you?!

Wash Buckler, who crashed his ship into the town square: An idiot sandwich

Night Shift: Damn Right you are!

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Grim Creeper: so then me and my husband-

Night Shift: Ghost Roaster is your husband?

Grim Creeper:..yeah?

Night Shift: Does that mean gay marriage is legal now?

Grim Creeper thinking that this is going to go somewhere unpleasant:...yes.

Night Shift: I think we will have to continue this conversation another time tell your husband I said hello*teleports away*

Grim:..uh-

Night Shift in the distance, calling Rattle Shake and Wash Buckler: LOVE'S I WILL BE RIGHT BACK-

Grim:

Grim: OH that's why he cared.

Grim: Good for him. Or, all of them I guess.