🍸 For Colin: If you hadn't ended up in Meryl's universe, which other Boss' would you want to have found yourself in? (Bonus round: If Colin hadn't shown up, who would Meryl have wanted to fall into her proverbial lap?)
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He’s slowly swirling around his glass of scotch, looking somber. There’s no telling if he’s moody because he’s been drinking or if he’s been drinking because he’s moody.
“No bloody clue. I love Meryl and I’ve grown attached to her world an’ shit. Not sure if any other Boss would’ve found room for me like she did. Furia’s might’ve been nice, maybe. The other Colin’s too, but… no, he would’ve reminded me too much of my own Faulkner and…” He trails off abruptly, looking even more forlorn for a moment. Then he frowns.
“I’ll tell you wha’ tho, I know whose world I would’a never wanted to end up at. That purple Eli prick’s. He’d’ve just had me killed. An’ I’d be begging for death myself at Ang’s, most likely.”
She giggles. “Furiaaaa. Hell, I’d settle for her falling into my literal lap right now. Yeah, I know my crush is pretty obvious, what of it?” She sips on her mimosa and then pushes it away.
“Syd probably would’ve been awesome too, she’s like a mama hen to her gang from what I hear? As long as she also didn’t get too ambitious and try to win them over from me or something. Ooh, or Bridget, having her around might’ve been hella fun. Cute as a button and cheeky as a… thing that’s really cheeky. A hamster maybe? Their cheeks get super big when they stuff their face with nuts, y’know? So kinda like in a figurative sense… where was I going with this again?”
