#heartsnbruises

[hyperbali]

What I wanna ask is how the hell do you look exactly like one of ur drawings, your sense of style and like hair cut and stuff look exactly like a character you would draw??? You just look rly cool

(this is an ask I've been meaning to get to for a while but another comment prompted me:)

wehh, that really is very sweet ;;

[wretchedlord]

congrats little buddy thats the weirdest anyones ever done it

[stilwaterangel]

PLEASE!!! someone buy him a tiara now. he deserves it

[elsewhereuniversity]

Do the Gentry have preferences in offerings? Like, if I don't have whipped cream vodka, would a bottle of fireball or a few angry orchards suffice?

Perhaps - it’s questions like this that shift tradition, asked often enough and by enough people.

[whosthewhatnow]

HAPPY WEEKEND! FRIDAY FOLLOWER SHOUT OUT:

puddingbat

heartsnbruises

the-stranger-tree

[drtanner-dickery]

heartsnbruises replied to your photoset: Can I just say how much I love love love the...

Male grunt would seduce you, then steal your pokemon after a drunken one-night stand. lady grunt would just seal your pokemon after straight-up decking you in the jaw.

She’d fucking stab you with a broken bottle and then steal your pokémon, and also your wallet.

[saintedfury]

underangelswing replied to your post “guileandgall: I wrote for the first time in a month, and I feel almost...”

(( \o\ /o/ \o\ /o/ \o\ ))

heartsnbruises replied to your post “guileandgall: I wrote for the first time in a month, and I feel almost...”

FUCK YEAH!

((Thank you all!))

[bossangelique]

"Hey Matt, 'ow many tickles d's it take t'make an octopus laugh?" Eris swaggered into Ang's Paramour's office, slipping her arms around his shoulders and whispering her terrible pun into his ear.

Matt let out a deep suffering sigh before reaching into his drawer and pulling out a spray bottle with a label on it that read “Bad Pun Spray” and spraying her with it. “No,” he said sternly.