Okay so I’m looking through my mom’s Facebook pictures to find a specific one but I keep getting off track and this one hAS A STORY BEHIND IT, we were at Medieval Times (a restaurant thingy, you get to sit in these bleachers and watch jousting fights and stuff, it’s essentially a medieval role playing thing in a way and it’s amazing), and this pitcher was sitting on the tablet (for the record, it just had soup in it) and this was the (playful) conversation that is the context for this picture: Server (jokingly): Do NOT touch this pitcher. Me: But I want to.. Server: Please don’t. Me: I’m going to. Server: *Sighs, walks away* Me: *Touches the pitcher* Server: *Now going through the menu* And for the love of God.. do NOT TOUCH THE PITCHER. Mom: Will it go boom? Server: No. It will do far worse things and very slowly. Me: *Point-blank* It’s poison. Server: Aaand the young witch has figured it out. ( @herma-moragodofknowledge @jammer536 @nightroamer877, this is what going out places with me is like)
