#nikko things

[nikkoleon]

NIKKO STEP AWAY FROM THE METAL BIRD

WHY DON’T YOU STEP OFF MUSE AND LET ME RUN MY NEW SIDE JOB AS A FLYING TAXI DRIVER. THE FOUNDATION DOESN’T PAY ENOUGH FOR ME TO FEED ALL OF THE ROTOM I’M GONNA RAISE AND GENGAR EATS TOO MUCH.

WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN??

[nikkoleon]

Psst, Volunteer Business Captain™ Nikkoleon, don't forget to remind your friends and coworkers about the Wonders of Wondertainment™!!! That's half the fun of being a Volunteer Business Partner™, after all!

Ah yes...er...let’s see...advertisement.

*ahem

COME ONE COME ALL TO FILL YOUR JUICY WONDEROUS-IN-TAINMENT NEEDS AT THIS PLACE:

This is the right place, right....?

[nikkoleon]

I...got permoted to Senior Flunky... What level does that make me???

[nikkoleon]

Fuck you guys, I’m gonna start driving a flying taxi.

Worried about me hitting you with a car? NOW BE WORRIED ABOUT ME HITTING YOU WITH THIS THING.

[nikkoleon]

>:0 *proceeds to rate the team 1 star* >:c

Phew. Dodged that bullet. Now, back to that apple.

[nikkoleon]

Nikko, did you just become a double agent?

How will I impress Clef like this? I'm gonna get thrown into the furnace all over some cake™!

[nikkoleon]

Give me all of the Rotom. I wish to play with them because they are baby.

[nikkoleon]

th. the clef gauntlet

What Clef gauntlet? You sure you have the right place?