Alright chat it's time to think ab the valentines prompts !!!! I am thinking. I am having thoughts.
Love at First Bite
Vampire au OR Kakashi resisting his hashtag Hatake instincts to bite people he loves (??)
Or . Kakashi keeps biting people, so specifically to get him to stop, Sakumo lies and says in Hatake culture, biting someone is like a proposal. And if they bite back ur married now. And you wouldn't want to get married, now would u Kakashi? And Kakashi is like "oh no but I already bit Obito, what does that mean D:" and Sakumo is like "Well, I guess that means u proposed. That's so embaressing for u which is why u shouldn't do it again."
Then Obito bites Kakashi in a fight and Kakashi screams in horror bc they have to get MARRIED NOW !!!!!!!!
Otome Game / Affectionate Meter
(Aka Tobirama's personal hell)
Romance sim no jutsu fic where Tobirama wakes up to find otome game mechanics (affection meter and dialogue options) have been added to his life. He despairs.
Thisd just be the romance sim no jutsu au I talked about a while ago tbh
Incubi / Succubus
Incubus Kakashi who's super low key about it. He actually isn't really into sex but bc he can feed off ambient sexual energy, he basically just snacks on the energy radiating off of icha icha all day and is... okish.
Or like. He's not even a fr incubus but the Hatake bloodline limit is actually smthn comparable to that. So he uses it as an example of what it's like.
Obito finds out and loses his fucking mind bc KAKASHI SEX DEMON REAL????? He becomes convinced that he's obsessed w Kakashi bc Kakashi worked his freaky incubus magic on him. Also this means it's suddenly ok for him to be super horny ab Kakashi but he swears it's ONLY bc hes a sex demon, ok?????? He literally can't control it u guys this isn't on him. It's not. He swears.
Meanwhile, Kakashi: *literally just standing there, the only visible skin his hands toes and like a third of his face*
My heart is in your hand (literally)
Regina Mills type beat where person A has person B's heart and can use it to command them. Thinking either mdtb or iztb, but obkk could make for an interesting one just bc of Obito's heart seals.
Festival of love
Senju fuck fest. That's it. That's the fic. The Senju have a festival and the main event is an orgy. The fic itself is just the Madara and Izuna reaction to this terrible, terrible knowledge. The Uchiha are way more conservative and legit horrified at this information. Unfortunately they also JUST signed the peace treaty and village plans so they are now burdened w the knowledge that the annual senju orgy WILL be happening within village walls.
There's no actual smut its pure reaction and implication
I will write for (at least) one of these. someone choose which one tho bc I do not wish to.
love at first bite
otome game / affection meter
Incubi / Succubus
My heart is in your hand (literally)
Festival of love
U guys get to choose which one you wanna see as a one shot, choose wisely pls
