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How long will they last? -- Uh, approx. 8 years + then a pause of 20 years + an affair until they’re too old to fly and fuck.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -- rather quickly, but sexual attraction was their first
How was their first kiss? -- in cold weather, PASSIONATE, FULL OF ENERGY, SURPRISING
Who proposed? -- danny & he even got her a ring. like proper on his knees proposal ok??
Who is the best man/men? -- danny’s best bud from his station
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -- frank no, idk
Who did the most planning? -- nina ... and danny’s mum ... i guess ...
Who stressed the most? -- nina
How fancy was the ceremony? -- Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - frANK?? IDK???
Who is on top? -- switches
Who is the one to instigate things? -- switches
How healthy is their sex life? -- Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? -- Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -- well they can be fast if they get the other one before work, but otherwise they can spend hours in bed just enjoying each other
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes
How rough are they in bed? -- Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? -- LOL
How many children will they adopt? -- none
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -- n/a (danny)
Who is the stricter parent? -- n/a (nina)
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -- n/a (nina, danny encourages them)
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -- n/a (danny)
Who is the more loved parent? -- n/a (the girl’s just daddy’s princess ...)
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? -- n/a (danny)
Who cried the most at graduation? -- n/a (both, equally)
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -- n/a (danny)
Who does the most cooking? -- danny because nina can’t cook
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -- nina
Who does the grocery shopping? -- danny
How often do they bake desserts? -- uh, not very often, i don’t think either of them is a baker
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -- meat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -- let’s just go out ok??
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -- nina
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -- NINA
Who cleans the room? -- danny
Who is really against chores? -- nina
Who cleans up after the pets? -- both
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -- danny, lol
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -- nina
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -- nina. danny lost it but everything belongs to nina anyway so it’s her money
Who takes the longer showers/baths? -- nina
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -- boTH BECAUSE. DOGS.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -- barely because they’re always working
What are their goals for the relationship? -- back then? making it work. nowadays? just having fun.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -- NEITHER BECAUSE WORK
Who plays the most pranks? -- danny