Some of you may remember I first got this kit waaaaaaaay back in december of 2024, together with Noblesse Oblige at Comic Con, and after procrastinating it for all this time I've finally finished Nineball Seraph. And boy let me tell you, this kit?
It's a fucken
BEHEMOTH
It's without a shadow of a doubt the largest kit I own. This motherfucker is 210mm tall, bigger than even Noblesse Oblige and as tall as the Yamato's lemght (not pictured here, but Nineball's leg is half it's lenght). My gunplas are absolutely DWARFED by this thing. It's an absolute BEAST of a mech and I love it, top 10 impulsive purchases of all time for sure
Some more yapping and pics below the cut:
Unlike all my other kits, there are NO stickers included whatsoever. Which makes sense given that Nineball Seraph doesn't have any specific decals in-game. I actually prefer it too since it means all the details included in the kit come from the plastic pieces alone (as opposed to the Gundam ones which rely too heavily on stickers for my taste)
Also unlike other kits, the manual isn't separated by body parts; it's one whole, continuous thing from start to finish. Adds a sort fo mysterious vibe to it, since you can't always tell what you're building until it's almost done. Like I'm some engineer that has been blackmailed into building a mysterious weapon by Nineball himself
The cock codpiece on this thing is fucking HUGE. It's like HALF the size of Zeta's torso, that's insaaaane. The Werewolf Bf equivalent of the mecha model kit world
I think the greatest moment of Armored Core is when Nineball said: "My core...is ARMORED!"
He absolutely said that before he de-armored my core and shoved a pool cue (grenade launcher) up my ass (my ass) and fired a pool ball (incendiary grenade)
then he drank all my orange juice and called me lame