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“Sasuke?”
“What’s this on the calendar? Was it really your birthday a few weeks ago?”

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@ninjactionews
“Sasuke?”
“What’s this on the calendar? Was it really your birthday a few weeks ago?”
Hey so what about that whole eating people thing how does our friendly neighborhood abyssal feel about that huh : )
so…
turns out eating people is something you get desensitized to over time. it’s also something that becomes a lot more tempting when you have access to your whole range of charms and need essence to use them. essence that you can only get from consuming the breath, blood, or flesh of an individual (and in case anyone thinks ‘breath doesn’t sound that bad,’ it’s basically suffocating someone with a kiss. there’s no nice way to collect essence from someone).
so beauty… doesn’t feel great about it. but he doesn’t feel bad or grossed out by it in the way that he did in his early days as an abyssal. he’s trying to limit the collateral damage by mostly doing a carrion-eater thing, but he still needs blood that’s from a corpse less than one minute dead. and that means lurking in sector 3 and profiting personally from things like muggings and gang violence. i’m sure sometimes it’s a case of an NPC trying to roll him over and him defending himself lethally, too.
that’s totally cool right? yeah...
on the other hand, being well-fed does wonders for his emotional stability. what would it be like if he dragged himself out through starvation? would he snap some day and just chow down on the nearest person? that would be worse, wouldn’t it? he can’t ask his friends for their blood - half of them don’t even know he needs it and he’s afraid of what they’ll think, and he knows how much an abyssal’s bite hurts.
so that’s how he does it.
Whenever Akoya finally gets back to his room, he should find a garment bag drapped over his bed. Inside, is a pastel ensemble, likely familiar from one of their photo shoots at work. On the hangar, is a little note: You really worked this one, Princess. Figured you should get to keep it. Happy birthday.
His favorite outfit to model...!
-- It’s safe to look pleased, right? (Reputations must be upheld, after all.) He sends a cautious glance around his room to ensure that no one is watching, then gives the gift bag a twirl, delightedly squealing under his breath. It’ll be perfect for when the weather starts to warm! He can’t wait to try it on for the first time.
Some thanks are in order, apparently.
...... ★ pings you here too bc i'm greedy (and ilu)
I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better
I leave for two months and I come back to senpai getting people arrested. What did you do
Also Terezi-san is communicating. I don’t mean to be rude but did someone die? It’s fine I was in church so if the world’s about to end I’ll be okay probably
"I think we should just be friends with sexual tension."
“You say that like we haven’t been for months. But if you want me to break out the ice cream and some Hugh Grant movies, I can do that.”
"Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice."
“And here I thought you had the whole Tokyo hipster thing on lock. Shows what I know.”
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“There you are, Sasuke. I was wondering... do you know where all of our lotion has gone?”