#ninjoe

[leracool228]

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Ninjoe, Ninjohn, and Ninjerry

Debut: Super Paper Mario

Can I be honest with you? Up until the exact moment I wrote this post, I think I’ve been misinterpreting these guys’ designs. I’ve realized that they’re probably meant to be humanoid creatures with large cloaks surrounding their bodies, but I’ve always interpreted them as walking pants!

But whatever! Their character design is so simple that they very well CAN be walking pants! Who cares if it’s not right? It’s funnier anyway. These guys are never gonna return! Who at Nintendo is there to prove me otherwise?

Poor Ninjoe and pals, they’ve always been barred from those “No shirts, no shoes, no service” restaurants, because they don’t have those because their entire existence is being a pair of walking pants. How sad!

So what did they do instead? They became ninjas, which is good because their names would not be fitting if they were to take up any other profession. They do exactly the sorts of things ninjas should do! They throw stars and move really fast and use smoke bombs to disappear and re-appear somewhere else! Unlike actual ninjas, however, they are bright purple and green and orange, which doesn’t make them very good at hiding, so they need a LOT of smoke bombs. Where do they keep them all? In their PANTS! Which are also their entire bodies.

Ninjoes, Ninjohns, and Ninjerries should technically all be first encountered in Sammer’s Kingdom, where they assist the many, many Sammer Guys you fight throughout the level, but chances are, you’ll only ever see the Ninjoes, if any of them at all during the main storyline! You want to know why?

Because the Sammer’s Kingdom is the first world to get completely destroyed by the Void! You go in, fight a bunch of Sammer Guys, and then ZAP! It’s gone! There are no Sammer Guys! There is no Sammer Kingdom! Sorry! So you’ll probably only ever meet Ninjohn and Ninjerry if you beat the game and go back there, or alternatively meet them in the Pit of 100 Trials, which is where they like to hold their family reunions. Some of their other relatives, such as Ninjosh, Ninjames, Ninjessie, Ninjed, Ninjimmy, Ninjuno, Ninjoel, Ninjenny, and Ninjasmine were unfortunately not invited.

While we unfortunately will probably never see all those wonderful walking trousers, we are fortunate enough to see another enemy with the Eyes-in-a-Black-Void Face! It’s been a while, hasn’t it?

[swiftieforl1f3]

‪that moment when you arrive to a party in the party hood and light up sneaks and you’re just like “ the party may now commence!”‬ @taylorswift

[askshadoo-blog]

For a while now I’ve been wanting to draw and introduce some of the others in the trials, so first up is Jova. 

Jova is a Dark Ninjoe and has been in the trials almost at long as shadoo herself (Sans a few hundred years). He’s one of the few Shadoo regards at a “Friend” level (Or more so, friendly acquaintance). He will attempt to kill anybody who challenges the pit like everyone else, but he does this only because its his job, and its rarely, if ever personal. He’s actually quite charismatic in other situations, and will sometimes apologize for his and others behavior if he sees it necessary. He’s come to accept his fate, but like everybody else down there, he wouldn’t pass up an opportunity at freedom.

[taikenzor-art]

Most of these are drawings done in MyPaint. NinJOE.

[robertaltman]

TAG. YOU’RE IT. The rules are to state 5 random facts about yourself. Then, go to ten favourite blogs and tell them they are it. :)

1. I spent over 60 dollars on batman stuff today

2. My middle finger nails are weaker than the others and always break

3. Steve Carell is my husband

4. Im addicted to Christmas music

5. I practice my Oscar acceptance speech in the shower

[sunflowerchester]

ninjoe replied to your post: ninjoe replied to your post: I wish they had used...

What’s your opinion on the “New Warbler Leader” To me he’s just straight Sebastian. Same hair and everything.

Plot-wise, I generally have no thoughts on Glee at ALL. I only watch for Darren and his voice and face. 

But I do think that the new leader looks exactly (in most angles) like my little cousin Cody. There were moments I yelled at Justin to look at the TV bc he looked so much like him and I wanted a second opinion. Hahah. 

Other than that...? I think he'll serve the same purpose as Sebastian. I don't think it matters really, who leads the Warblers. Ryan Murphy will do whatever the fuck he wants, no matter what or who or anything about everything ever. If that makes sense. Haha. 

[sunflowerchester]

ninjoe replied to your post: I wish they had used “Dark Side” in a better way...

I really wished he’d gone back to them. DAMMIT SAM.

SERIOUSLY

WARBLERS ARE THE SHIT MAN