Australia's Treasurer has tried to justify making Australians pay more for healthcare by cutting the Medicare budget because one day someone might possibly live to 150... maybe.
(the medicare budget is the thing that makes healthcare in Australia affordable and so much better than the American healthcare system)
What?!
Are you fucking serious? You are such an idiot.
Maybe I'll be able to grow an ear on my forehead one day
Or maybe one day I'll be able to grow 400 nipples on each hand
But I'm sure the Australian people don't want to have to pay more for healthcare because of it.
Living to 150 would be about as useless and awful as having 400 nipples on your hands anyway.













