righty is indeed bruised this morning

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righty is indeed bruised this morning
Now I can only imagine Eddie bringing Steve in with him and clutching his hand like a birthing mother. The entire time bitching about how Steve still has both of his god given nipples. Cause fun fact, nerves are different in scarred skin so tattoos over scars tend to hurt more. When it is done he is all like āAm I pretty again, Stevie? šā
Or Eddie being the dramatic fiend he is and uses all opportunities he can to mention his long lost nipple. Like he starts making missing person posters for his nipple. Or maybe he has a swear jar for the kids that is labeled āEddieās nipple fundā
Eddie is so bitchy at first that Steve has both nipples.
"You didn't even have a shirt on and they left yours alone, I had a shirt AND a vest, this was a hate crime Steven!"
He doesn't get the tattoo for ages. At first there's bandages over that area and then once they're he'll he draws one on to get a laugh out of Steve. Then he starts drawing random things there, a smiley face, a bat, two nipples, Steve's name. He commissions Will to make a missing poster for his nipple. In their next campaign there's a side quest to help locate one of the villager's nipples.
A swear jar does get created but Steve makes it and Eddie has to put in a dollar everytime he mentions his lost nipple, two dollars if it's during sex. You can imagine it fills up quickly and that's when Steve is the one to suggest a tattoo since Eddie had been talking about getting some more.
Eddie acts all tough going into the parlour that his friend works at where he's gotten his non stick and poke tats and he didn't really mind the pain of his original ones. He's a total baby about the new nipple that since yes it hurts way more, but Steve holds his hand and later gives him a kiss and tell him he a was very brave boy so it was worth it. Steve is just happy NippleGate is over.
WAIT DO NONE OF THE MALE FFXIV MODELS HAVE NIPPLE TEXTURES?!
Nipples gonna give you up, nipples gonna let you down, nipples gonna run around and desert you - sincerely, someone that will never forget the night the fma fandom officially lost its shit
anon, i've never had such a purely animalistic fight-or-flight reaction to an ask quite like i did with this one
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plot twist daniel and cyril got matching nipple piercings instead of tattoos
He knew. He totally fucking knew. That magnificent bastard.
Janet Jackson was punished for 9/16 of one second of nudity, while Justin Timberlake rose from her postāSuper Bowl ashes.
IN 2004, Janet Jackson was experiencing a career zenith: All for You (2001), her seventh studio album, peaked at no. 1 on Billboardās Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums chart and was certified double platinum. The title track spent seven weeks at the top of the Billboard Hot 100, marking her second-longest reign on the chart. The album won a Grammy in 2001, and in 2004, Jackson was invited to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show alongside Kid Rock, Nelly, P. Diddy, Jessica Simpson, and Justin Timberlake. Timberlake had released his first solo album, Justified, in 2002, but he was still attempting to retool his image as a crossover pop star with R&B appeal. Jackson and Timberlake planned to end the halftime show with a duet of his song āRock Your Body.ā The final line, āBet Iāll have you naked by the end of this song,ā was Timberlakeās cue to tear off a part of Jacksonās costume, revealing her red bra underneath. But when Timberlake exposed Jacksonās nipple, which was partially concealed by a star-shaped cover, to more than 100 million viewers, they both appeared shocked; Jacksonās breast was hardly onscreen before CBS broadcasters cut away. However, she was punished for 9/16 of one second of nudity, while Timberlake rose from her postāSuper Bowl ashes.
āNipplegate,ā as it was promptly dubbed by the media, not only impacted live broadcasting but also exemplified how Black women are often punished for other peopleās mistakes. A 2014 article in Rolling Stone noted that more than 200,000 viewers contacted the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) in the days after the performance to complain about Jacksonās exposed breast. MTV, which produced the event, was banned from working on future halftime shows. Broadcast networks implemented lengthier tape delays for live events. In 2006, Congress passed legislation increasing the highest indecency fine the FCC can impose on broadcasters from $32,500 to $325,000 per incident. The FCC fined Viacom a total of $550,000, a penalty that was dismissed in 2011 after five years of back-and-forth court battles. Jacksonās wardrobe malfunction, which āoffendedā about one-third of Americans, according to a 2005 Time poll, became a metaphor for the countryās moral decline.
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