What is a ZOMBIEMOMMIE? Well, any woman that has spent a rainy and/or snowy day (week!) at home with children or spent the day at a theme park, amusement park, fair, and even the mall is a ZOMBIEMOMMIE. Take a look at those faces – that’s what you look like at the end of the day, week, month, year after multiple uninterrupted hours with kids, husband, partner and/or significant other. My ZOMBIEMOMMIES are made with tough love, just like you want to do with your children but are afraid or mind numb enough not to! Their 100% unbleached muslin bodies are dyed with organic plant based dyes is boiling water. I then will savagely sew their wacked out expressions and their bodies. An anatomically correct heart is ironed on their chests with a very hot dry iron. – ‘cause even ZOMBIEMOMMIES have a heart. Then I’ll yank their yarn hair through their empty heads using brand new yarn. Each ZOMBIEMOMMIE is ONE OF A KIND because no mommies are the same. I use new 100% cotton fabric for their undies and dresses. Their aprons are made from unbleached muslin. Stains and handprints are iron on transfers. I don’t know what their fashionable boots are made of but the fabric is brand new. ZOMBIEMOMMIES wear dresses because they are making an effort even though they know it’s pointless and because not all mommies look good in yoga pants. Same goes for the earrings. Their brain necklaces remind them of the times they could discuss books that had no pictures and movies without cartoon characters with adults. The boots are because I know how much s**t mothers have to deal with everyday. The apron is just there to keep those fabulous dresses somewhat clean. LINK IN BIO. . #handmade #etsyseller #etsy #nitebyrds #artdolls #zombiemommies #zombie #ragdoll #goodriddancedonaldtrump https://www.instagram.com/p/CLQD1jrBSes/?igshid=mq9ovdxvzdd6
