When the Diaboys move (part two)
(consider this as a scenario it's not funny anymore
Reiji: We might as well settle the affairs of accommodation as soon as possible. Do you all have any special objections?
Shu: Yeah, I don't want that lousy four-eyed striding in the corridor banging pots at 6 o'clock in the evening to try and wake me up.
Ayato: That hysteric's always stealing ore-sama's precious takoyakis. Why would anyone want him on the same floor?
Reiji: As for me, I would prefer not to be involved in you triplets' endless fights.
Laito: Nfu...I don't mind being with anyone!
Subaru: WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO BE ON THE SAME FLOOR AS YOU!?
[awkward silence]
Yuma: Not with that NEET, I wouldn't.
Kanato: AZUSA!!! FUCK OFF!!! [pushes Azusa away from Teddy]
Carla: [sigh] Unlike you worthless vampires, I've did some research beforehand about this mansion. The thing is, apart from the floors used for guest rooms and entertainment, there's only two floors possible to be used for accommodation.
Everyone: ......
Shin: Well nii-san! It's obvious that we should have a floor to ourselves, right? Founders are not meant to live with vampires in the first place!
Kou: Shin-kun! This is our house after all!
Azusa: Yeah...
Kino: Ahh well, let's just each choose a room and get it over with! I'm dying to play a new game I recently downloaded...
Ruki: As for the problem with floors, the Sakamakis, including you [pointing at Kino] will live on the first hospitable floor, and the rest of us will be on the second. Avoid conflicts by living on either end of the corridor. Any objections? [glare]
[brief silence]
Everyone: Definitely!/Yeah!/How can we have no objections?/Unacceptable!/...Yes.../yEs/Yep!/Hey!/Ore-sama...
Reiji&Ruki&Carla: Good grief...