Grace: okay so this is a game from Earth called “Hear Me Out”. We each take turns listing someone or something we find attractive that is abnormal.
Grace: for example, hear me out: armando
Simon, immediately: P.A. system
Grace: yes exactly like that
(The game goes a couple rounds and then)
Simon: Rocky
Grace: okay wait I’m going to argue Rocky can’t go on our hear me out cake, that is a conventionally attractive rock spider
Simon: *slowly looks over at Grace waiting for him to process what he just said*
Grace, looking at the rest of the group: oh come on, he is
Adrian, doing the Eridian equivalent of shrugging: well…
Rocky, now offended: what that mean question
Adrian: …
Adrian: were questions when rocky adrian start courting
Rocky: yes rocky know mate bad as hell
Adrian: simon play game correctly
Rocky: what the hell. Statement.
(No one is considering that any alien should probably be considered on a hear me out cake) (this is a tumblr level hear me out)