A Stray Kids Meme
Minho: [Pointing at the broken coffee machine] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Felix: ...I did. I broke it.
Minho: No. No, you didn't. Seungmin?
Seungmin: Don't look at me. Look at Changbin.
Changbin: What?! I didn't break it.
Seungmin: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Changbin: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Seungmin: Suspicious.
Changbin: No, it's not!
Jisung: If it matters, probably not, but Hyunjin was the last one to use it.
Hyunjin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Jisung: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Hyunjin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jisung!
Felix: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, hyung.
Minho: No! Who broke it!?
Changbin: Minho...Jeongin's been awfully quiet.
Jeongin: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing.]
Minho: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Bang Chan: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.