#nlgen1

[bastardtrait]

Sprite, her eyes enormous: you SPAY miette? you take her uterine horns like the eunuch?! oh! oh! jail for father! jail for father for One Thousand Years!!!

[endineasims]

they’re freaking adults now 

[funboysims]

[bastardtrait]

go home, trash plant. this save isn’t trash like all my other ones.

well. not yet anyway. I still don’t know what type of utter tomfoolery I’m about to get up to juuust yet. the save is still young, anyway

[bastardtrait]

Ellie: appa, since you’re dying, can I have your truck?

Dayton: Ellie, I’m not dying. I’m just turning 40. and you don’t know how to drive yet.

Ellie: you don’t know what I’ve been able to pick up online, on a website called Skillshare. Have you ever wanted to learn how to do something out of the ordinary or interesting? Well you can, by taking classes online at skillshare.com, which are taught by instructors and have their own class rosters. Heck, I learned how to juggle and make a PB&J sandwich the RIGHT way, by using Skillshare. So what are you waiting around for? There are DOZENS of online courses that you can take ranging from Physics, all the way to fingerpainting! Be sure to check for my referral link in the description after watching this video for a FREE week trial courtesy of Skillshare! It’s thanks to them I can provide content to you guys as often as I do, so I thank Skillshare for sponsoring this video. Now, back to the topic.

[bastardtrait]

Muse: dad...? you said you came from Ontario, right?

Jericho: that’s just what my old driver’s license said. I’m not sure if I was born there, though.

Muse: oh. so you wouldn’t have any tips about navigating life there, I guess

Jericho: wait...why are you asking? are you thinking of moving there, Musica?

Muse: well...

generation 1: complete!

[bastardtrait]

Hey besties, a few things:

I did abandon the Nova legacy after 1 gen but I did always regret it

I forgot about them till a couple days ago when I came out of my biannual “I don’t care about the sims” phase

I THANKFULLY had the foresight to make a backup save and tuck the screens away on a thumb drive

these funky little bitches are back bay-bee

[bastardtrait]

once Dara got her bearings she was able to make friends with a Sulani native!

Dara: ...(giggles) Pahinui! like the crater on Mercury!

Mercy Pahinui: that is such a specific fact but ok. wanna go see a dolphin?

Dara: that’d be cool!