#sprite nova

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Sprite, her eyes enormous: you SPAY miette? you take her uterine horns like the eunuch?! oh! oh! jail for father! jail for father for One Thousand Years!!!

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naw but I’m soft about this bye

Jericho: oh, Sprite...and here I was, wondering if you were gone too soon, but now it looks like you can visit any time you want to!

Sprite: (ghostly meow)

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look who’s spirit decided to make an appearance! why it’s miss Sprite of course

Sprite: (ghostly chittering)

Ellie: (gasp) Sprite? is that really you...? wow... (scoff) shit, that means Muse is actually right about something, damn it.

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oh hey, there’s Sprite’s ghost. hi Sprite!

Sprite: (inhales)

you KILL miette?!

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oh man wtf why don’t I have any elder Sprite content? anyway I guess she died too bc there’s her headstone! well, rest in peace Sprite Nova. you were a cute little soot sprite.

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winterfest has arrived in Brindleton Bay :) happy quasi christmas, Solar-Novas!

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Dayton and Jericho’s first kids, the pets, are still going strong. Here’s Sprite playing :) and Moomin staring at the piles of her her sheddy ass leaves literally goddamn everywhere :))))))))

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Sprite is actually tolerable of the children, oddly enough

Ellie: Mwooow?

Sprite: Merroowww.

Ellie: Moowwww!

Sprite: ...what did u say 2 me bitch