#nnyart

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Home slice, hit me up with some killin facts or a dog bc that shit is important too

I went the dog route

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Bringing me to McDonald's was a questionable decision on both Devi and Edgar's parts.

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Here you are, internet. A visual representation of my day so far.

The eyeball jar has been prepared and is hilarious.

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Today's "mood," as I've seen the internet call it. I must have eaten something just a little too far past the expiration date last night.

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@conviction-didnt-save-me Edgar, I finished your bracelet. Come get me when you see this, I wanna tie it on you.

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Unproductive Thursday. I spent an hour in the basement earlier before deciding that it wasn’t worth it if my heart just wasn’t in the torture today.

I did draw this, though:

Inspired by a really kick-ass burrito I had for lunch. My mouth mourns the loss of that burrito to my guts. You know how it is, when you know you’ll never have something that good again? Yeah…

Anyway, I made a sad attempt at immortalization through Noodle Boy. It’s not quite as satisfying as I had hoped it would be. In fact, it’s not satisfying at all.

I fucking hate it.

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@devi--d

Hey, Devi.

Since we’re already apparently in an artsy mood today, I wrote you a couple of poems. Haiku, to be specific. They’re short and simple; I’ve found that they can actually be quite fun. It’s a bit of a challenge at times, getting your point across with limited words in a 5-7-5 syllable format, but I think I’ve managed pretty well here!

These two have to be read together, they bleed into one another. Inseparable, like a man’s marrow to his bones- right up until someone takes a firehose to the inside of his femur and watches as said marrow erupts out of the bone to splat loudly upon the ceiling. Neat sight! Bit of a mess to clean up.

I had an interesting morning.

Anyway, enjoy!