#no bites

[unbfacts]

2,055 brown recluse spiders were removed from a house in Kansas. Four people lived in the home for years alongside the spiders and were never bitten, despite frequent encounters and a massive infestation.

[clemrules]

i love clem and aj’s little thing after getting into trouble “no bites?” “no bites🤗”

[exilepurify]

been in maryland for 30 minutes and already attacked by a dog 😔

[amaichou]

As an Olly kinnie thank u I love u and I’d absolutely kith u with teeth<3

Not in my Christian Dog Cult Server Anon

[sarcasticbabywhispererjess]

My current landlord is showing the house I’m in again today. He’s been very accommodating only scheduling showings during a 2hr block on days that I work overnight since I’m (supposedly) sleeping during the day. I usually try to take the pup out on walks during the showings since she’s kind of weird with new people in her house and it’s just awkward being home during showings. Though today we’re going to be here for some of the showings because he’s got 4 showings scheduled between 1700-1800 and that is during my eating window. I suppose I could just push it back and then eat at work or just go for a 2 day fast, but I don’t really want to since we’re exercising today and I really should eat. So I guess I’ll just awkwardly cook and eat in my sweaty workout clothes while people are touring my house, then shower really quickly after they leave. Not ideal, but it is what it is.

[snazziest]

WHYYYYY DOES THE BOTTOM OF MY FOOT ITCH SO MUCH

[an-ordinary-roach]

> Pets the beak

They made some chirps! Some trills! head tilt to preen/groom her hand. Pets reserved! Child recognized and registered, a friend!