#no chill.

[elvisqueso]

finally reading a basic translation of gottfried's Tristan and i'm obsessed with how he's essentially starting with a "don't like, don't read :p" disclaimer

[wolverinexjazz-a]

@heedingcalls​ // x

Mimzy practically kept every. Single. Little. Thing. Alastor ever gave her. She documented nearly all the times they’ve spent together, be it with a photo or some sort of physical memento. Who KNOWS how many scrapbooks she had for Alastor alone? The answer was too many.

But no one sure has told her it was creepy or too much! Especially Alastor! Who mattered the most.

Her pink pie cut hues glance at the photo he has his most attention on. It WAS when she first opened her place, yes! “It sure is, puddin’ pie!” she’d confirm. “I rememba’ that day so fondly ...” It was one of the best days of her life. Or, well, after life.

CAREFULLY, which, for Mimzy, was her merely PLASTERING HERSELF UP AGAINST HIS SIDE DRAMATICALLY, she’d give a wistful sigh! “I ain’t gotta a phota’ of our wedding!” Mimzy would quip with a flutter of curled lashes up at the other. With no subtly.

[wastrident]

division 3: *traps david in a sphere*

division 3: *aims laser guns at him*

division 3: *indicts him on the basis of future crimes*

division 3: *forces david to comply with drugs or die*

david: *breaks out and flees*

division 3: what?? why would he do that??? we didn't plan for this!!!

[love-is-four-legged-word]

No chill.

[sulfursona]

lipstickemojis replied to your post “lipstickemojis replied to your post “i should pierce my nips.” ...”

ill warm them up

holy shit.

[elenamgilbert]

@joelgxran she's going to need joel to get a notarized letter from a public official stating he renounces his former actions and also where he did no less than 1200 hours of volunteer work.

[zenyattasperceptrons]

“Chris Pine isn’t good at ‘acting’..... but he is good at pushups”

dead im dead