#no deadass

[star-staruck]

SENSATION AND AN SHIRASHIBOUHHH SHIII OHMYGOODODD FUCK

[varieda]

To the girl in elementary school who wanted to fight me and confronted me infront of like five teachers and then said, "..you really don't remember me?"

I WOULDVE GLADLY FALLEN INLOVE WITH YOU

[catmg]

can someone tell me how to erase bad cosmic karma?

[angiiewritess]

whole group chat is awake at 1:08am and we’re reaching flow state,,, i’m lowkey about to piss my pants at how random and funny our convo is going rn 😭😭

[staticpine]

My nihilist 4chan father and exestentialist redditor mother made an abusdist tumblrina child. Feels very fitting, yanno?

[panic-nicnic]

The yakuza dreams are coming back

Why are they in my house, and where are they taking me

[cheezeynoodles]

Just now I opened my window to take a package.

And, for context, I live in a flat, okay?

This kid. Randomly. Got all up in my window and just looked inside, smiling. It was so goddamn creepy I shut the window immediately and opened the door instead (which is a little to the right). Fortunately he left the window and didn’t step into my house/flat unit.

I think he was curious because my family rarely comes outside and/or open our door/window unless we’re going somewhere or accepting a package?

Kids scare me.