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DCAMU Bruce sleeping with a guy for the first time would actually be adorable.

! —SPECIFICALLY DCAMUU 😩

Like, his eyes would be looking anywhere but at the man in question, stripped down to his boxers as his face, for all reasons holy, is now beginning to heat up. If this reached the public — it'd be a huge disaster. Maybe his sons suspected, but it was more of a casual joke than a serious accusation.

CLEARLY hypocritical, but he specifically chose one from Crime Alley. Drink at the bar, man suggested, Bruce instantly brushed it off at first and rejected, but came back the next following day. They had a few drinks, ice dripping over the edge of his glass as they brushed pinkies. No direct invitation, but implying heavily. Location, date on a note.

Anywayyy.. Bruce, the quote onquote "billionare playboy" is staring at his feet as the man approaches him. It feels warm. Inviting. Most of all, gentle. Hand reaches to hold the left side of his jaw, gently tilting it up to match his partner's view. "We don't have to go all the way if you don't want to, y'know. Living room is always free." See, if Bruce was a cartoon character, he'd be the one with squiggly smile and the dizzy eyes at this very moment. Why was the bare minimum so hot?

He hated how much he liked it.

Man is very straightforward. Lays down the law and safe words. He asks how he wants it. Expectations aside from his past.. revendevouz. Bruce manages to say a few things, though he didn't really know how to do it. At least not in opposing postion and "entrance." It results in just casual making out. Every single step of the way through kissing, manhandling, and occasional rough touches are cautioned by a gentle, sauve voice.

Moans. Groans. Bruce finally understands why the g-spot is through the backdoor.. and the next day?

He's gone. But his number's on the bedside table.

(Lemme know if i should write out the encounterr)

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Idk who needs to hear this but it was not casual

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I need a Bruce and Jinx fic NEOW. Bruce as her (unintentional) father figure and jinx as Joker's daughter.

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I just know selina has a pole in her apartment.

That's all. Bye.

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Confession page lowk.

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I love people who are delusional. Hear me out actually..they have a drive bigger than anyone else to get. It. Done. I ASPIRE TO HAVE THAT LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE

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To the girl in elementary school who wanted to fight me and confronted me infront of like five teachers and then said, "..you really don't remember me?"

I WOULDVE GLADLY FALLEN INLOVE WITH YOU

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despise the patrichary

"Yeah, he gets around."

"Nah, she gets passed around."