#no flies

[askbeelzebub]

What’s your biggest regret?

“I- fuck. Fuck you for asking that.” Beelzebub tenses up. “There’s a lot. I guess- I guess....” They cross their arms. “I regret leading others to Fall with me... Raph, Dagon, Bel... I regret trusting Lucifer.” The honesty magic breaks and they glare at all of you. “There. You got your honest answers. Are you done now?”

30/30

[anonlynymous]

Spoiler!

Bee is a bee

I take no arguments

I take no criticism

[nourgelitnius]

For the last hour, there’s been this itty bitty baby spider showing up in random spots on my desk and I can’t help but wonder how much of a spider's life is spent like the first hour or so playing Civilization, where you just go around discovering the map so you know where everything is? 

[pixzzahut]

if i can feel the dust in the wind, you can feel a fucking fly trying to go inside you

[adehzz]

GOODBYE FLIES!

Tired of having flies in the kitchen? I don't like using aerosol spray around the food. So, this would be the safer alternative.

Here's a simple trick I learnt from my uncle, simply slice a lemon (thick slices not thin ones preferably about 1/3 of the lemon) and poke some cloves on the surface like I did in the picture. And place them on the table near your food. You won't have flies around your food afterwards.

Try it! :)