Apr 8
Somedays I think I'm a normal person at school but then I remember that I'm (most likely) the only person in my class that can fully state Eggman's announcement in the sa2 snapcube dub from memory at any given time.
I don't think that's a me problem though, everyone else is just shamefully uncultured.
#I've come to make an announcement#Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mfer#he pissed on my f-ing wife#that's right#he took his hedgehog f-ing quilly dick out#and he pissed on my f-ing wife#and he said his dick was “this big”#and I said that's disgusting#so im making a call-out post on my twitter.com#shadow the hedgehog#you've got a small dick#its the size of this walnut except WAY smaller#and guess what#heres what my dong looks like#that's right baby#tall points#no quills#no pillows#look at that#it looks like two balls and a bong#he f-ed my wife so guess what#im gonna f the earth#thats right#this is what you get#my super laser piss#except im not gonna piss on the earth#im gonna go higher#IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOON#How do you like thatt obama#i pissed on the moon ypu idiot
