The Patrick Creatine Protein Shake
For those of you who aren't vegan, this is the shake for you. MAXIMIZE GAINS! MINIMIZE POWDER!
Step one: Pick your meat. Beef is optimal but pork works if you're a bum.
Step two: Pick your veggies (for vegans you start here), spinach, beets, bananas, mixed berries. Really these aren't as important, so feel free to add some non-optimal flavor picks.
Step three: BLEND! ADD ICE IF YOU PREFER!
Step four: Salt to taste. This is your smoothie, not mine. Mine has salt. So if you want the Patrick Creatine Protein Shake, add some salt here.
DRINK WITH A STRAW TO ENGAGE FACIAL MUSCLES













