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[thenearsightedmicroraptor]

This is a shoutout to my teddybears cause one has rough back and soft belly and leather claws you can hold and she’s super neat so you have to be gentle and stroke her softly and the other is old and worn and can be hugged tightly and you don’t have to worry about him getting squeezed too much because he has been by my side all my life and can endure Any Hug and I love my plushies they are the best they make me happy and I want you all to know about them

[lolymie]

I'm sleepy, so I'll just troll you all with a really long post.

inside my room, i hear the cars passing through, they are out there, driving at this time...

can't believe how awake they are, and it stings my sleepy eyes, to know they'll never, ever gonna get some sleep...

i know they don't deserve this, stupid driving in the roadsies, here in saaaaaaanta joana

can't keep my eyelids open, but despite all of my struggling, i'm still onliiiiiine

i'm sick of uni and this studying around

man, it's september and i need vacations now

hey it's no mistery

there's nothing there for me nooooooooooow

i gotta get back to my bed

i gotta get back to sleep

i gotta get myself on my bed

where i don't make up stupid shiiiiiiiit

back to my bed, and bedsheets, and sleeping and dreams...

to nightmares and shit, and to whimsical things

it's all that i love and it's all that i need

at 3 am, 3 am

i think i'm going to sleep

i'll dream a lot, gonna snore till i die

take my cellphone, gonna set the alarm

no way i'm going to wake up tonight

and it's gonna be totally awesome

i'll cast some spells with my dream-made wand

defeat the nightmares, yeah, bring it on!

and do it all with my best friend, sleep, and it's gonna be totally awesome!!

YEAH, AND IT'S GONNA BE TOTALLY AWESOME!!

does someone needs sleep?

hey, sleep, what're you doing here?

hey, sorry it took me so long, i had to... well, it's late. but, finish everything you need and let's get going!!

where are we going to?

to bed, of course!

FINALLY

BED MAGICAL RIDE, BED MAGICAL RIDE, BED MAGICAL RIDE!!

it's been so long, but we're going back

don't want more work, and just fuck all the classes

as long as we're together, gonna sleep my ass

and it's gonna be totally awesome!!

tonight we'll sleep all night in a row

forget about jane, she'll understand somehow

BUT LET'S NOT FORGET THAT WE NEED TO RP, ALL NIGHT, IF WE WANT TO SURVIVE AGAINST BOREDOM.

oh, imagination, why did you have to be such a buzzkill?

BECAUSE GUYS, THE NIGHT IS NOT ALL ABOUT SLEEP AND DREAM, WE HAVE TO MAKE UP STORIES IF WE WANT TO BE GOOD NERDS AND SHIT.

i may be real little, but i'm super smart. check out my tales, they're cool for a start

what i lack in sense, well i make up in heart

and well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome

this night i plan, to make stories for hours

it would be cool to sleep all those hours...

hey, sleep, come on, i may not need those sleep hours...

and that's cool?

it's totally awesome

yeah, it's so cool, yeah it's totally awesome

WE'RE SICK OF STUDYING AND ALL THIS STRESS AROUND

it's like we're sitting in the lost and found

don't take no creative sleep, or anyone to see hoooooooooow....

I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY BED

I GOTTA GET BACK TO SLEEP

I GOTTA GET MYSELF ON THAT BED

where everything is magic shiiiiiiiiit

(bla bla bla...)

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

you were supposed to take her to bed and you're here flirting with imagination all the time.

huh, who's this?

this is stupid little grey mass stuff, conscience.

conscience, this is su. your owner.

oh, you're suu.......

yeah, and you're my conscience.

actually, i'm just another voice inside your head.

oh, conscience is fine.

do you guys hear some music?

oh no, more people coming...

RP, DOMO ARIGATO

RP

WE LOVE TO RP

HAPPY HAPPY NO SLEEP

RP

oh, what's that?

that's... that's roleplaying...

yeah, that's the thing su has been in love with since last year

yeah, but she won't admit it

yeah, you can't tell a virtual thing you like it, it makes you look like a retard.

KONNICHIWA RP, IT IS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. I AM SU'S CONSCIENCE.

BITCH, I'M NOT RP!!

that's the memes!! stupid conscience!!

that's all right, i'm the rp y' all.

ahh... it's perfect...

yeah, too bad it's on hiatus.

on hiatus? why the fuck is it on hiatus?

i dunno, it's just many little stuff....

RP....

I AM SO IN LOVE...

WITH RUINING RP.....

FROM MONDAY TO SUNDAY...

I'LL STEAL THE TIME YOU HAVE

TO RPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

gosh, i hate real life.

DID SOMEONE SAY HOMEWORK?

grr, homework, what do you want?

so, su, back to another year at uni, are you?

maybe this year you'll wise up and do some high-caliber work.

listen, homework, sleep and imagination are my best friends in the whole world, i wouldn't trade them for anything.

have it your way. wait, don't tell me. tiny spec of brain, quiet voice and a inferiority complex. you must be su's conscience.

and, lay off her conscience, okay? it may be a pain in the ass, but it's SU's pain in the ass.

oh, isn't this cute? it's like a little procrastination.

work has really gone to the dogs. luckily next year, she has finished uni!!

next year, you bet, gonna get out of here

the end of homework is drawing near

she'll have the greatest unemployed career

it's gonna be totally awesome

look out world for the dawn of the day

when su doesn't have to do WHATEVER TEACHERS SAY

and homework won't be in her way

then unemployment will be totally awesome

YEAH, UNEMPLOYEMENT WILL BE TOTALLY AWESOME!!!

guys, we're gonna miss the night!!

who knows how fast this night's gonna go?

hand me a blanket, let the internet flow

maybe real soon, i'll be able to roleplay!!

oh no, that'd be way too awesome  

I'M HERE TO PROCRASTINATE EVERY WAY THAT I CAN

IT'S GREAT TO STAY AWAKE AND SURF IN THE NET

AND JANE'S NOT HERE, AND fuck my life

when she comes it'll be totally awesome!!!

come on and show up, you want to, i know

the movie's over and you're itching to go

I THINK WE'RE READY FOR

AWESOME TUMBLR

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WELCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

ALL OF YOU TO TUMBLR

I WELCOME ALL OF YOU TO PROCRASTINATION

DID YOU KNOW THAT HERE AT TUMBLR

THERE'S NO SLEEP, ONLY IMAGINATION

OH WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME TO TUMBLR

WELCOME, EMOS, NERDS AND BLOKES

NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOU HERE AT TUMBLR

i'd like to go just over a cuple of rules

my name is tumblr, and i'm the headmaster of procrastination.

you all call me TUMBLR.

of course you can call me tumbler, if you want a detention

nah, i'm just kidding

i'll MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP in you call me tumbler.

(bla bla bla... it's all that i love and it's all that i need at tumblr, tumblr)

BACK TO NET, AND PROCRASTINATING, AND BREWING AND FRIENDS

TO POTTERMORE, TUMBLR, ROLEPLAY, MESSENGER!!!

IT'S ALL THAT I OVE AND IT'S ALL THAT I NEED

AT KANDA, KANDA

i'm sorry, what's your computer name?

KANDA, KANDA

i didn't hear you right

KANDA, KANDA

man, i love dgm.