#no sam

[savemefromthedepths]

Was talking about bsd with a friend who hasnt seen or read it and when i mentioned edgar allen poe has a raccoon named karl he said "omg they made karl marx a raccoon?"

[dasha022]

Till the ghost do us part

When a bird can't help but get into trouble while searching for an answer and makes a certain ghost guy face the terrifying truth, the bird will have to deal with the consequences and give him a new home. Because that's what a husband does, right?

If I receive a lot of interest in this plot, I will upload the complete chapter to ao3.

“Ok… What the hell did you just say?”

Danny took his time to look at the large amount of furris surrounding his “holding cell” and let out a long sigh. Now he understood his former literature professor when he felt exhausted from explaining something that was too easy for him to understand.

“Ask the sad blond in the trench coat, so much for my wanting to explain my now-husband’s situation.” To make his point, Danny turned around in what by now would be his “VIP” room and proceeded to ignore his husband’s family.

“That’s the damn question mark, how in the hell did Red Robin end up married to you in the first place!” Spoiler exclaimed with his arms in the air. “There was not even a ceremony involved, much less a priest or Judge!”

“I already said it was his fault for not listening to me and continuing to use the same summoning circle to look for answers to questions that would not be answered," repeated the starry-snowy-haired boy as he stood with his back turned and waved one of his hands in disinterest.

Dick massaged his forehead while he assimilated the information, but he still could not process the whole event. “So, you got mad at Red Robin and decided to make him your husband as punishment?”

Phantom, the specter that was not supposed to need a breath, let out another sigh. “To a certain extent, you could call it punishment. But, from my point of view, this marriage is the responsibility that your co-worker must assume for ruining my peace by playing with that summoning circle.” At the end of his tone, Danny's voice turned cold. This was also reflected on the walls and the floor where he resided as a "captive".

If you find any grammar mistake, I'm sorry English is not my first lenguage and I'm a little be bad writing it. But tell me if I need to fix something. 😅

[retrokid616]

so ads time and....

matts still on intro

but fuck that shit its NORD VPN REBOOT!

yes i waited all campaign to make a reboot reference anyway liveblobs start now.

[burlap-sack]

im planning on making tarot cards for CR calamity pcs and c3 pcs the true debate is whether ir not i add a flesh tongue on fcg’s card and call it “desire of humanity”

[harbingerofdespair]

no

[questions-from-cas]

I made a pie

Dean enjoyed it quite a lot. He never gets to eat pie. I do not take any particular enjoyment in it, as it all tastes like molecules. It does make him happy when I eat a bite, so I do anyway. It is not the most pleasant experience, but his smile makes up for it. I wonder what his favorite flavor of pie is. I recall liking apple when I was human, as well as cherry.

[sastielsfandom]

Cas and Pick-up Lines

Cas: Are you a math book because when I see you all I wanna scream is "fuck me."

Sam: What are you doing Cas?

Cas: There's a lot of great books here, but I really just want to check you out.

Sam: Are you using pick-up lines?

Cas: Kiss me if I'm wrong, you've never murdered anyone.

Sam:

Cas: Fuck me harder daddy.

Sam: I'm going to kill Dean.

Cas: You can run me over and I would thank you.

Sam: Please, for Jack's sake, stop!

Cas: One more, two more. Chuck may have abandoned humanity, but it was only because he couldn't make anything more pure than you. You're his masterpiece, there's no point in trying to replicate perfection when you already have it, that's why you have the brightest soul, most beautiful eyes, and the biggest heart anyone will ever have. It's a blessing that I got to be in your presence, let alone talk to you. I wish I could take away the pain I have caused you, I wish I could take away the pain that anyone has caused you, because you deserve the universe and more. There will never be another Sam Winchester, no one can live up to your legacy, I love you and the time we get to spend together whether it's a minute or an eternity, I will cherish every second of it.

Sam: Cas, that was beautiful.

Cas: Hold on one more, can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

Sam: Moment's over.

Cas: What are you doing with that gun.

Sam: Nothing, if you hear a scream ignore it.

Cas: Sam.

Sam: It's just a warning. He'll be fine, he's gone through worse.

Cas: Sam.

Sam: Fine, but I'm stealing his pie.

Cas: That's fine.