I don't like admitting to non chronically online people that I like stranger things.
Because they think I'm obsessed with Eddie Munson and all my outfits include the hellfire t shirt and I'm the number one mileven supporter.
But in reality I just like reading into queer subtext and I'm rooting for what could be one of the best portrayals of internalised homophobia in a mainstream show to happen :')
Hoping for the best in the vein of "queer men who date women are evil scamming liars" for Mike next season in the GA's eyes (please we can't have this conversation again).
oh my fuckin god i cant believe you made me diddly done this fiNE GODDAMN IT HERE IS YOUR GODDAMN GUSH COMPLETE WITH MY LOWQUAL ASS SCRENSHOTS WHICH TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO ASSEMBLE ON MY GODDAMN PHONE APPARENTLY NOW SHHH!!!!!!!!!
UNDER A READMORE SO I DON’T GODDAMN OBLITERATE YOUR DASHBOARDS APPARENTLY??? RIP MOBILE USERS
*cracks knuckles and rolls sleevies up*
RIGHT Y'ALL YOU SEE THIS GODDAMN IDIOT BOY RIGHT HERE??? THIS ONE??? THIS FUCKIN UHHHH MANBUN DISASTER ENJOLRAS HERE???? 👇
JUUUST LOOK AT THIS GODDAMN BOY IN HIS GORGEOUS ASS XYLOPHONE VEST HES FUCKIN CONSTANTLY CONFUSED AND HAS SUCH MASSIVE STUPID BABY ENERGY OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF MOVIE ENJOLRAS??? HOW HAVE YOU EVEN MANAGED???? TO GET IN MY HEAD??? IS IT BECAUSE YOU DO THE ONE FUCKIN THING HE DON'T GET TO WHICH IS T H I S???? 👇
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN DOOFY IDIOT SMILE???? YOU GODDAMN SMILE SO MUCH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A GODDAMN BALL OF SUNSHINE ENERGY???? LIKE???? HSHDHDD CONTROL YOUR BABEY ENERGY PLEASE??? NO GODDAMN ENJ' I'VE SEEN HAS EVER SMILED AS MUCH AS YOU W H Y M U S T Y O U-? GODDAMN LIGHTING UP LIKE A FUCKIN RAY OF PURE LIGHT ENERGY??? PLEASE STOP IT????? NO?????? YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE ME FEEL ALL FLUFFY LIKE THAT??? ILLEGAL!!!!!! YOU NEED TO BE A R R E S T E D!!!!! 😤 BECOMING JAVERT DOESN’T COUNT AS GETTING ARRESTED YOU KNOW??? YOU NEED TO BE THROWN IN BABEY JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ALL THE OTHER STUPID LIL THINGS YOU DO LIKE
STUPID DOOFY ARM GESTURES~
PLUCKIN MY GODDAMN EMOTIONS OUTTA THE AIR LIKE :DDD
HES LITERALLY THE HUMAN EMODIMENT OF A :D EMOTICON HOW THE FUCK-
B O I JSHSHS WHY YOU SO THIS SO MUCH HE JUST NOW HERES *CLAP CLAP* THE MOTHERFUCKIN *CLAP CLAP* TEA
YOU GODDAMN VSCO BOY VEGAN LOOKIN UHHHHHHHHH IDIOT HIMBO BOY 😤😳 ABSOLUTE DISASTER BALL LOOKING MESS OF A LAD????
A R M S AND WHY DO YOU SO PERFECTLY ROLL YOUR SLEEVES????ALSO EXCUSE ME WHAT IS THAT LIL THING YOU ARE DOING WITH YOUR LIP RIGHT THERE UM 😳 CALME THE FUQ DOWN,,,, WANNA COME OVER THERE AND JUST DSHMDMS TELL YOU OFF FOR THAT ONE!!!! BACK TO BABEY JAIL FOR YOU!!!!!!!
AND DONT EVEN GET ME GODDAMN STARTED WHEN THEY GAVE HIM HIS LIL JAVERT COAT AT THE END OF THE CONCERT BROADCAST EITHER I-
NO!!!!!!!! N O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACTUALLY GODDAMN ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT YOU FUCKIN IDIOT YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN DIDNT YOU???? YOU THOUGHT YOU'D MAKE YOURSELF LOOK CUTE SO I'D FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU DIDN'T YOU??? WELL JOKES ON YOU!!!! I WANNA STRAIGHTEN UP YOUR SHIRT COLLAR BECAUSE YOU ARE A MESS DISASTER!!!! AND PINCH YOUR DAMN CHEEKS!!!! UHHH FUCKIN IDIOT BABEY!!!! MESS!!!!
AND THEN HIS V O I C E???? UGH JESUS??? WHEN HE SINGS ALL SOFF AND HIS CUTE LIL ACCENT COMES OUT AND I???? BUT THEN WHEN HE SING REAL LOUD AND OPERATIC AND I HUUUUHUHHH 😳 G O B A C K P L E A S E THATS VERY NOT ALLOWED??? WHO ALLOWED YOU TO HAVE A VOICE THAT GOOD??? INSIDE A VESSEL THAT BABEY???? NO????????? IMPOSSIBLE???? YOUR VOICE DEFINATELY D O E S N O T MAKE ME FLUTTERY GO AWAY!!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU HAVE ATTACKED ME THREE FUCKIN INDIVIDUAL TIMES AND I HATE YOU YOU GODDAMN IDIOT BABEY HIMBO BOY YOU ARE RUINING MY DAMN LIFE!!!!!
BIG. DAPPER. IDIOT. BABEY. STUPID. GET YOURSELF OUTTA MY SIGHT!! DONT GODDAMN LOOK AT ME LIKE T H A T I D O N T L O VE Y O U S HUT UP!!!!!! GO TO BABEY JAIL AND STAY THERE!!!!!!!!!!
GET IN THAT BABEY JAIL AND GO TURN YOUR DAMN OVEN BACK ON ALTHOUGH YOU PROBABLY THREW IT ON THE BARRICADE YOU DISASTER STUPID MANBUN MESS!!!!!!!!!
@ people who hate popular things just bc they’re popular and think they’re above others for doing so: why. why are u like this. do u hate fun?? do u hate the sight of people enjoying themselves?? no one’s forcing u to try that particular ice cream flavour my dude but sure be that grumpy old man who sits in his creaky rocking chair screeching @ small kids & puppies from his dusty rotten house that hasn’t been cleaned in 3 decades i’ll be w/ the puppies and kids and we’ll all be having an amazing time actually enjoying things away from ur salty ass
recently i’ve realised some people who read fics on ao3 don’t actually know what the kudos button does or just aren’t that familiar with it?? if u liked a fic click it!! it’s basically a like button with a different name and it lets the author know u liked the fic so if u did pls click the thing it helps writers feel appreciated and in turn makes them feel more positive about writing more stuff so!! it’s Good