#no shower

[madamsixx]

Ugh 🤢🤮🤧🥴 I'm not surprised.

Although I thought he said she threw up on him in The Dirt 🤔

[superpantsverified]

What the actual hell, why do I look so good at the worst, most disastrous time of my life?? Misery truly suits me, I should suffer more

[dazaisfavbitch]

Fox has not showered today by the way (cuz I got no one to think about while at it /j!! ><)

[tainoodles]

Bastille, I swear... if you somehow die of starvation in the food room...

[contactsportsplus]

Black beard, black adidas. 🖤

[kpopcrabs]

Afternoon Cuddles

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Words: 372

Genre: Fluff

Warning(s): N/A

Summary: A late afternoon to spend lounging in bed with your cuddle... monster?

To your extreme distaste, you woke up at four in the afternoon. Granted, when you rolled over you saw Yoongi dead asleep beside you.

The boys had a raging party the previous night that just so happened to go on long after the designated time, and you didn’t particularly care that you came home late; you were plastered.

Yoongi had also gotten drunk, but not to the extreme levels you had. At the very least, you aren’t a light weight. It’s not a good thing you are able to handle large sums of alcohol because of obvious reasons, but you also aren’t a stupid drunk. You just vibe when you’re drunk; you don’t do anything stupid, you don’t go crazy, you aren’t stupidly horny, you’re just there.

Yoongi is a little bit of the opposite because he tends to get more energy, but nothing crazy either. Moving on though, you both went home late and that’s what matters.

You yawn and sit up in the bed while pondering the thought of taking a shower. You hear a slight groan come from behind you and you turn your head to see Yoongi pull the blanket up more over him. You check your phone one more time to see if getting up matters when out of no where arms shoot around your waist and pull you back.

You grunt softly in shock when Yoongi pulls you into his chest, sighing at the close contact. You just stare at him, wondering if he’s awake or asleep when he asks, “What time is it?”

“It’s four in the afternoon,” you reply. He nods his head, eyes still shut. “If you could release me, I want to go shower real quick.”

Yoongi cracks one eye open, staring at you. “No,” he replies, and proceeds to pull you even closer. In a short amount of time, he somehow got you re-submerged under the blankets and wrapped tightly in his embrace. “It’s too late to do anything; we should just stay in bed and relax.”

Although the idea of freshening up was still in your head, it managed to get overshadowed by the thought of being in his arms for the rest of the day. “Yeah, I’d like that.”

-Kim Namhoo

[rogue-arcadia]

So, I know no one really reads anything i post and I quite frankly don't give a shit. What I do give a shit about is engraving the most pervasive thought in my head for the last 3 weeks into the annals of tumblr history.

1. David Duchovny.

And as of today a new insult or compliment? Not sure really, but while playing Devil May Cry 3 SE the following crossed my mind.

2. "You look like an extra in a David Duchovny movie."

Oh! And while writing out the explanation of what is the situation that is my head, I came up with a third thing that'll haunt me as I try to sleep.

3. "And you move like an omelet."