#no ted

[brattylikestoeat]

Mr Arthur called me at 6:39am (I’m already at work) and ask if we getting breakfast when I get off (@8am) and I’m like yeah.

He gone say, you must have forgot. It’s my last day. I did y’all. Now my day is ruined. Just pissed me off.

Sat at my desk, sigh and closed my eyes.

Rick Foxx look a like ask me what’s wrong.

But how do I say, I’m very emotionally attached to a middle age Russian man and I’m not sure how the next 4 weeks will go with him gone.

[amymarchwannabe]

DEFINATELY !!!

[whiskeyclones]

i can't tell them apart except i like the one with the real pretty hair

[cainfever]

♚

send me ‘♚’ and I’ll generate a number between 1 - 50 using this number generator. contains a mixture of quotes, lyrics and random sentences. warning: some nsfw

18. “I’d rather burn than boil.”

"I feel like it’d be faster. Probably. If I was put into a pot of boiling water, I could feel it getting hotter and hotter, and I’d be sweating and shit, it just—it sounds fucking terrible. I’d rather be burnt to a crisp, and be done with it.” He paused, licked his lips. "Y’know?"

[kasane-ted-blog]

"But of course Ted is gay! Ne, ne, Ted, aren't you happy?"

"I feel like this is a trick question, but yes, I am quite happy."