#no ticks

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

Not to be controversial but I strongly suspect that most if not all of the internet’s strident anti-lawn people don’t actually have any property and/or children

[quodvellem]

to lay in the grass for an entire afternoon (no ticks can harm me)

an ENTIRE afternoon

[behind-the-veil-of-sanity]

I knew her when she was younger

it’s all about them growing old, when we stay the same, forever

[dinksthelesbian-blog]

Harold didn't enjoy his first bath.