me: i think i wanna write but idk what. maybe i'll reblog my snippet thing
@60sec400: how's about a prompt?!
and so: willex, 248 words, canon verse:
“I just don’t get it,” Alex murmurs. “How can you be so chill about all of this?”
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me: i think i wanna write but idk what. maybe i'll reblog my snippet thing
@60sec400: how's about a prompt?!
and so: willex, 248 words, canon verse:
“I just don’t get it,” Alex murmurs. “How can you be so chill about all of this?”
unnamed monster & caretaker au
Tasked with feeding and caring for the king's resident monster, Tommy is constantly overworked and fully expects to die before he's twenty. He has an odd relationship with the beast and makes it a point to keep details about himself private, but it's difficult when the creature is the closest thing in the world he has to a friend.
wordcount: 2.3k 🕸 read it on AO3
CW: - hard vore mention - soft vore mention - mentioned abuse and dehumanization
‼️‼️‼️ Unfinished, unedited one shot. Proceed with caution
@gracideaviolet sent me a writing prompt and this is what i originally wrote for it. i like the concept but i wrote this at a not-good time and when i reread it, i didnt like the quality enough to fix it. if you like this story, let me know cuz that might give me motivation to properly finish this thing. feel free to take the idea but please credit and send it to me cuz i like this story and wanna see what someone else does with it
Arc 1; Chapter 1
In some ways the world hasn’t changed; Karens still scream at grocery store clerks for no reason, Douchebags think they own the roads, and the sun continues to rise every morning. But, it’s definitely changed; people fly through the air on their own, a car mechanic lifts the car he’s working on with his bare hand, and a thief outruns a squad of police cars.
But, I’m getting ahead of myself. 2020 was terrible already, but as if that wasn’t enough, it had one last fucking piece of shit to throw in our faces. Christmas night, there was a violet star in the sky. By new years eve, it had become a sun. By new years day, a violet mist that brought with it plague, one with a 10% mortality rate, and the rich and powerful hid themselves away from it. As they always did.
But as it turned out, ⅕ of those who survived it got what could only be called Superpowers. And very few of the rich and powerful got Superpowers. The inevitable started to happen.
And where do I fit into all of this? Well, I'm the ñonbinary cat boy waiting for their take out to be ready. What? Just because I got Superpowers doesn't mean I don't want tacos. And these guys make a gochujang teriyaki sauce that is to die for. And I'm not gonna let some random ass fuck wad villain destroy this place, I can't recreate the sauce!
The villain (who I think called himself Syndrome or some shit like that, I can't remember) charged at me, fist raised high. I'm able to dodge at the last minute, the concrete street corner shattering as it took the blow, which when combined with my latest bruises, are enough to tell me that this guy has one of those god damn Escalating Strength powers in addition to the basic stuff.
Gotta take them out fast, before they start punching Blackholes or something. I think someone could do that.
The villain starts monologuing; ooooooh, his name is "Symptom." That's actually kinda cool I gotta admit. Regardless, thank fuck this guy is long winded. Or really into L.A.R.P.ing. Doesn't matter now though; I charge at him with the speed of a bullet and unleash a flurry of blows. After a few seconds of what sounds like a machine gun going off, he starts to fall backwards, a look of surprise on his big stupid, neck-bearded face.
Heh, I caught him Monologuing. Guess that makes me a sly cat instead of a sly dog. :D
Oh yeah, the cat parts. While only ⅕ of survivors got super powers, over half of survivors got "fantasy bits." I got turned into a cat boy, but I've seen people with other things. Someone I went to high-school with got turned into an Orc.
Oh, and these things aren't a package deal, but there is enough overlap that it's testing fate to make a cat girl angry. So the Boomer who's screaming and making threats at me for not saving his car is either really brave or really stupid. I'm betting on the latter.
CRACK!
Shit, wasn't paying attention! Mmm, that's gonna smart tomorrow. I stumble to stay standing, looking for who hit me. Dammit, my vision is still blurry.
POW!
Again, but from the other side. This time though, I'm able to recover faster, and I see a trail of dust kicked up by a wind. Great, a speedster.
Dick wads didn't just get standard stuff, they get to be stupid fast. Faster than even I can see. But, based on the fact that I didn't explode, safe to assume that they're not too much stronger than I. Probably not much tougher either.
I suppose I should explain myself, huh? So, almost every super is significantly stronger, tougher, and faster than they were before, with heightened senses to boot. Most can lift one end of a car. I'm one of the ones that can kill a building. We don't got any Supermans or Omnimans, but we got some guys who're way the fuck up there.
But after the basic stuff, lots of people also got other powers, some coming into them easier than others. Symptom from earlier got Escalating Strength, which makes him stronger the longer he fights, but not tougher or faster (no, I don't know how it works exactly). Our new friend is a Speedster, so they get to move at Mach speeds (or close to it).
But now that I know what to look for, I can look and hear for them. And with my Cat Ears, I'm really good at hearing them tear through the atmosphere. They might be faster than sound, but the air sure as shit isn't. As they come towards me, I fly 30 m (100 in freedom units) up into the air, the Speedster's momentum carrying them past where I was.
Yeah, I got flight. Which is also pretty common, and lots of people make it work. I can't. I can jump up to this high, and after that I can fall with style. If I try to actually fly, I become a hazard to everything around me. Aside from knowing you guys are there, the only other power I know I have is Laser Eyes. And the only time I've used that, I destroyed my bed and first print Power 9 mtg cards! Those are worth $165,100!
As I drift down, I can see the Speedster trying to get her bearings. Well, she's practically where I was, and I can make myself come down really fucking hard. Choosing occam's razor, I bring myself down to the ground. Hard. Hard enough that the Speedster is now a good couple inches in the pavement.
I stand up, keeping my foot down on her head. After a minute or so, I felt confident in assuming she was down. Long enough that I can try to tie her up for the cops. And tie up Symptom. And actual–
"Oh, thank you señior!" I turn around to see the old Latino lady who took my order running up to me. Before I can process this, she glomps me in a bear hug.
"Uh, you're welcome. If you don't mind me asking, what did I do?"
"You saved us." This time, I turn to the Old Japanese man who cooks in the kitchen walking up to me, but picking up a bag I hadn't realized the Speedster had dropped before also hugging me. "The fast one stole from us while you were busy. You're a true hero."
"I'm not a hero. I was only here for tacos."
From the face pressed into my chest came "No, you were the only one here, and you helped. That makes you a hero."
I tried to form a response, but a slight rustling brought my attention, not to the store, but to the hole in an apartment above it. To a family. Their family. Their grandchildren.
As what I just did begins to really sink in, a young teenager comes up to me carrying a bag of styrofoam boxes. "But I only ordered one thing of tacos…" is all I can say weakly.
"The rest is our thanks." The only response I can think of is tears.
I need someone to tell me to finish my fucking fic 😭
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Summary: In which I, the author, decided to pull a few strings and turn the Insanity knob just a tad bit to make this work.
A collection of stories inspired by other authors. Stories about the King of Hearts, Arisu Ryouhei and his fellow Face Cards.
Tis I, the author... and I uh... I wrote this and I want the Tumblr people to know that I wrote it :shy:
(It’s slightly gay because my need to murder people overcomes my shyness towards romantic relationships (Example: Chapter 4 of this fic)
What up. I got to thinking about magic the gathering and the elder mythos (lovecraft), and I started thinking about what colour various gods would have, so now I’m sharing them with you.
Azathoth; Black, Red, Green
So, first of, azathoth. I say black and red cause he is a living representation of entropy and destruction, which, I mean, that’s what that colour combination is all about. I also say green cause azathoth has shat out more than a few narsty critters in his time.
Shubb-Niggaroth; Black, Green, White
Okay, so, the outer gods all have black mana cause of the fact that it deals with black magic and forbidden lore and decay and, well, that IS what the outer gods are like. However, I say shubby here is also green and white is because she is the main fertility god out of the mythos. Almost all gods and monsters (and probably everything else) descends from her to some greater or lesser degree. So, with this in mind, green makes big ass monsters that go super smash and give everybody a bad day (at least if the deck is built right). White cause, as my uncle brings up, she buffs and heals living things, and that is also what white does. Fuck, ravnica has orzov, who are black/white and it works fantastically there. I also imagine her deck doing the populate mechanic where they shit out tons of little tokens constantly.
Yogg-Sothoth; Black, Blue, White
Blue cause that is the straight up sorcery/arcane one, in addition to mind warping shenanigans. White cause of the fact that he A) deals pretty heavily with summoning and unsummoning things, which is what blue/white is best at, and B) cause of the fact that, weirdly, he’s one of the gods you talk to if you want to resurrect somebody. No shit, that is something he can do (sacred salts).
Nyarlathotep; Black, Blue, Red
He’s basically the Nicol Bolas of the mythos, so he got the same colour set (although I might give him a mechanic where he can copy the effects of other colours.)
Nodens; White, Blue, Green
(Ain’t gonna Explain who he is, sorry.)
White-blue cause A) he is heavily associated with the ocean and B) he is all about ‘fuck the outer gods, they’re a bunch of cock-waffles, I gotta save the monkeys and make sure they can do the thing”. Again, that’s kinda what white/blue decks excel at. Green cause he does deal with the big monsters, at least to a point.
Yig; Green, Red, White
Green and red cause he shits out giant reptile monsters ALL the time. (dragons are mostly red, right?) White for a similar reason as shubby above^
So yeah, what do you guys think? I’d love to hear your thoughts and opinions on the matter. I might come back and add some more lovecraft boyz to this, but this is what I have so far.
Days Of Summer
A/N; HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE SHITPOST
jk, but it is on the lighter side! The ever loved rock camp au, insipred by the masterpiece that was Camp Rock. Idk if you have me to blame or @hannah-nobody, but you are all welcome either way.
This here is the collab her and I have been talking about for forever, and now we’re posting it in an attempt to make ourselves actually fucking finish it, but there is no motivator like disappointment.
Have Hannah’s made up reviews!
a beautiful coming of age story - ny times
one giant shit post - person
Quick notes - Every chapter will have a set of songs to go along with it, all being added to this spotify playlist with each chapter! All genres are used, and we hope it will be as cringey as possible!
Summer has arrived, and with it the start of the two month long music camp; Fairy Tail! Full of new songs, friends, and adventures, the campers learn things they never knew about themselves and one another. And just how easy it is to sneak booze and a full sized karaoke machine out into the middle of the woods.
Camp Rock!AU
Pairing: Nalu, Gajevy, Gruiva, others mentioned; Fairy Tail
Words: 5631
Rating: T
Parts: Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven
Chapter One: The Start of Something New
Now who’d have ever thought that
we’d both be here tonight?
Oh yeah
And the world looks so much brighter
with you by my side
The music pounded through Natsu’s veins as the last notes of the song faded away and the crowd erupted into a series of screams. The band members on stage smiled as they tossed various mementos to their mud-splattered fans; picks, drumsticks, water bottles. Hands groped desperately at the air, his own among them.
He wasn’t really paying attention. His own voice joined in with the noise as he let go of all the energy the atmosphere of the festival has stirred within him. His head tipped back and he squeezed his eyes shut as he cheered.
When the band finally left the stage, Natsu looked around. He stood on his tip toes, trying to find Gajeel’s unruly mane of black hair in the sea of sweat-soaked festival-goers. When Natsu couldn’t spot him, he decided to head back to the tent.
Still on high from the previous band’s performance, Natsu made his way almost absently through the crowd. Most people lingered, waiting eagerly for the next act to come on, leading him to gently push a few people out of his way. Some people decided to sit during the break, not caring about the mud beneath them. Others remained on the shoulders of their friends, basking in the heat of the sun that had come and gone for most of the weekend.
One of the shoulder-riding music lovers caught his attention.
She was perched on someone a few people in front of him, and she was stunning. He altered his route in order to take in more of her. She was screaming as though the band were still on stage, making rock signs with her fists as she waved her arms in the air. Her blonde hair was tied in a ponytail, but strands fell loosely on her sunburned shoulders. A pink crop-top exposed her stomach, where someone had painted a peace sign in neon green paint around her belly button.
He grinned as she wobbled on a dark-haired boys shoulders, but the blonde’s own expression turned from laughter to panic as she lost her balance.
Instinctively, Natsu pushed through the crowd and got to her just in time to soften her fall with his own body. The two of them fell to the ground in an ungraceful heap.
“Oooooowwww,” The blonde groaned from on top of him.
She raised her head, and a splotch of mud had somehow made its way onto her cheek. Natsu stared at her in bewilderment as she looked at him, eyes wide, then giggled.
He could feel the heat in his cheeks as he became aware of her body pressed against his. He’d thrown his tattered shirt away long ago, and surprisingly he didn’t feel self-conscious going shirtless among the energetic crowd. Especially not now that the pretty blondes’ hands roamed over his bare chest. Natsu quickly sat up before he became too absorbed with her wandering hands, tightening the scarf around his neck before helping her up and sheepishly apologising.
“No, no, no,” She smiled at him, “Don’t be sorry! It was Gray’s fault. He’s so meeeean.“
The girl pouted and Natsu felt a smirk pulling at his lips. He had no idea who Gray was, but he was very glad that they’d chosen to shrug her off their shoulders, for whatever reason.
Seeing his smirk, the girl’s laughter died off and she bit her lip in thought. She stepped closer, invading his personal space. His breath hitched when she placed a hand back on his chest.
“Thanks,” She told him, her voice low, before leaning up on her tip-toes and placing a light kiss on his cheek.
Her lips were sticky with pink lip gloss, and he found himself wondering what they tasted like when she drew back.
Her hand remained on his chest.
“Y’know, you’re pretty cute,“ She mused aloud.
“Erm…” He had no idea what to reply. He’d never been called cute before.
Heal Me
"No! Stop! Get back over here! I need you!" Peggy cries helplessly.
Angie sighs as she walks back to where Peggy is lying. "You're slowing me down. Stay with me and this won't keep happening."
"This is nothing like fighting in real life, Angie! And, importantly, I'd never leave a comrade behind!"
"Lucky for you this isn't real life." Angie teases. "And I've only got one heal kit left so you'd better step up your game!"
Peggy lets out an uncharacteristic whine. "I'm trying. Now get over here and heal me. Please!"
Angie laughs. "I really like seeing this side of you, Peg. We should do this more often.
Peggy groans. She picks up her inventory from where it had scattered when she'd been shot. "Next time, we're giving you get a real gun and then we'll see who's laughing."
"Me, Peg, me. It'll be me laughing and you'll regret letting me anywhere near a lethal weapon. Now c'mon, we've got a boss to beat!"