#nocouth

[theworldaccordingtocha]

Me n Doodie got off to a late start, but still had a nice walk after patiently waiting for me to get the mail and drive through the atm. He's clearly very excited to be out n about 😂😂😂 #ohduzen #nocouth #doodieadventures #plantshit #Duzen #StayAtHomeDogMom (at McKinley Rose Garden) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGV1xXGJBKD/?igshid=1fegy7wfxx2rs

[ravenolean]

Why do you live with guys?

For the very same reason I don’t get along with girls/women. I am not polite, I don’t care, I am easily entertained, just about everything flies. Sitting talking about “what size is my dick”, “what’s the smallest you’ve had”, “the biggest”, “you wanna know some old memories about sharing a room”, talking about wanting to whip it out to check size… Omfg. Rotflmfao And I can see having to explain to my husband, “you know what we did today..?” Oh he would strangle someone.

Told the boys once I was called a starfish. The reason was for the fact my ex was just too small… Nick then says, “Like that starfish in Finding Nemo? ‘What’s going on here?’ ” Started laughing I just about spit my tea everywhere. Then he says, “Stay golden ponyboy.”

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[martelstar]

Merry Christmas bitches! #NoCouth #ThatWasIgnorant #WhatCanYouExpectFromARatchet #WhyThisDamnCommercialNiggaSoLoud