Today at work
Customer: Hey we need a new camera today!
Me: Alright, what will you be taking pictures/videos of?
Customer: *looks at girlfriend* uh, uh.
Customer:
Customer:......OKAY. Honestly, we wanna make a sex tape, which one of these cameras will do the job?
Me: Okay take this one should do the job....do you need a tripod?
Customer: THAT'S GENIUS!I LOVE YOU!
Me: .....you're welcome....have a nice..uh...night.....evening...yeah





