“Are you serious? He broke up with you over fucking text?”
“Deadly serious,” Fletcher confirmed with a nod, brows raised. “I mean, it wasn’t the first time it happened. But, y’know, I literally rented out an entire McDonalds. Paid them to close it and everything. He’d told me his favourite food was McDonalds nuggets so many times, I thought he’d appreciate it. Obviously not.”













