#noforhire

[the-houston-solution]

Hello there!

Hey there, new bot! Nice optics...

[wavelength-frequencies]

Wirespark/wavey

LET’S DO DIS

Name: Staticburst

Gender: Mech

General Appearance: A surprisingly large mech, he takes his frame style (but not size) from Wavey but has inherited Wirespark’s claws. His alt mode is some kind of Cybertronian hover vehicle, but is also armed with a small turret that comes out of his shoulder. He’s a dark sort of…. turquoisey colour, with red optics.

Personality: Extremely nervous and anxious, always worried that he is being judged for something. He has nothing to be worried about, to be honest, but insecurities being what they are he runs with it. Other than that he’s quite nice if not gullible, though he has a permanent stutter.

Special Talents: He’s inherited Wirespark’s static-absorbing abilities (hence his name), though he needs to work on using it properly and has training sessions with his dad which also doubles as bonding time.

Who they like better: Definitely more of a momma’s boy, as he is honestly quite intimidated by Wirespark and often falls victim to his dad’s pranks and trolling. He does love both of them, but he has his moments where he resents not being treated better (before immediately feeling horribly guilty for even thinking that way).

Who they take after more: Wavey.

Personal Head canon: Staticburst goes into deep recharge when Wirespark is there to stroke his helm with his claws. He finds something odd about it, but it never fails to put his mind at ease.

[finish-line-femme]

[Taps shoulder and offers a high grade cube. Which he snatched from Seis' private stach] so, a little bird told me you and your partner have been having problems with royal pain in the aft.

[Turns slowly at the tap on her shoulder and staaaares at the cube. Then her optics travel up Swiper's frame and settle on his faceplate. Smug motherfragger. She smirks, taking the cube from him and gesturing at the chair next to her.] My coworker and I are going through some workplace issues, but I'm sure they'll pass.

Thanks for the cube. You sure know how to treat a bot well.

[finish-line-femme]

Rapid, Houston, Swiper

Ohhh... 

If I wasn't going to be offlined for this, I would probably kiss Rapid. Frag... I'd marry Houston, but I'd also want to do the other two to him, you know? But then there's... there's Swiper... I'd frag Swiper. At least once. Or twice. Damn.

Okay, I'd marry Houston, kiss Rapid, and frag Swiper. I think. 

[the-houston-solution]

no-for-hire started following you

...You're the bots Sieve's been talkin' 'bout. 

[finish-line-femme]

I always seem to catch you when something's up with you.

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