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Moo: I got asked if we were like a family the other day and I said y-

Evan: wait, if we’re like a family who are the parents?

Terroriser: Nogla is the mom. No questions.

Nogla: then who is the dad?

Everyone: ...

Wildcat: Keep looking at me and youre dead.

Nogla: as my grandma once said: "God gave you a brain. So you better use it."

Wildcat:...

Wildcat: bet she said that to you alot.

Nogla, belches: Can you feel, the looooove tonight-

Wildcat: All i can feel is annoyance.

Moo, talking to Terroriser: Remember when he dated that sniper?

-flashback-

Nogla: And so, it's over.

moo: Um, Nogla there's a laser on you!

Nogla, scoffs: Oh please, he isn't going to fire. He is too scared of his mother.

Nogla, gets closer to the laser: AREN't YOU, WILDCAT!?

Delirious: hey, do you have a tape measurer?

Tyler: yeah, it's in my room.

Nogla: oh yeah!

Nogla: I remember- (shuts up, blushes, clears his throat and walks off)

Nogla: Don't get me wrong, you are still an asshole.

Nogla: But you have defiantly lightened up over the past few years.

Wildcat: [gasps] HOW. DARE. YOU!

Nogla and Wildcat: [somehow locked themselves in a freezer]

Nogla: We got to huddle for warmth, or we will freeze to death.

Wildcat:...

Nogla: Wildcat?

Wildcat: I'm thinking about my options.

Nogla: What do you normally do when I'm not around?

Wildcat: You mean when I finally get some peace and quiet? Sleep.

-Hours later-

Wildcat: [sleeping on the couch wearing Nogla's 'missing' hoodie]

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