#nogeese

[rubiycon]

nogeese replied to your post: me: oh yeah, im in the middle of a lawsuit. it...

YOU’RE WHAT NOW??? What the hell happened?? Are you ok??

GUYDHUGHJ I SWEAR IM FINE

okay long story short my high school did some fucked up shit like leaking my confidential counseling info to force my dad to quit, leaving us with no income! so im suing them. and that’s been my life for two years!

[bills-pokedex]

My Mimikyu, Sprite, was recently prescribed glasses by our local Nurse Joy, but I’m having some trouble convincing her to wear them properly. She wants to wear them over the eyes she’s drawn on her costume, not her actual eyes, even though she keeps bumping into things without them. She won’t wear them under her costume either, I’ve tried but she’s not having any of it. What do I do? I just want her to be able to see where she’s going properly but she’s being very stubborn. Help?

One thing you can do is get her a pair of costume glasses for her, well, costume. If you give her a pair that she considers to be more fun or stylish than her actual glasses, she may be more willing to wear her prescription glasses over her actual eyes. Additionally, she may be more accepting if you gave her costume glasses and her actual eyes contact lenses meant for pokémon (if she can wear them). This way, your mimikyu will get the corrective lenses she needs, while her costume will get the frames she wants to give it. It’s all about appearance, really. Mimikyu generally identify as their costumes, so if you need to give a mimikyu anything it’s supposed to wear on its actual body, you need to make sure you have a second or “cuter” version of it for the costume as well. (Hold items, luckily, can simply be worn on the costume and still take effect. Glasses, of course, are a different story.)

As a final note, if you have her wear contacts and she’s a battle-ready mimikyu, be sure to wet her eyes with eyedrops between each match to prevent her contacts from popping out mid-battle. Just as a tip.

Best of luck!

[halfwaytooedipus]

@nogeese Yup, they are the kind with the big plastic clip on the end. We have lots hanging on our Yule tree 🎄

[petticoat-swashbuckler]

Some of the stuff I associate you with: Gay memes, the fight me emoji, pink pokemon, ukuleles, leather jackets, the song "Young Volcanoes", cats, bread, strong alcohol, unnecessarily fancy sunglasses, pasta, purple, puns, Rocket Raccoon, Nightvale, The Bee Movie, the phrase "get rekt" and fancy skirts with pretty patterns ^^

which one is the fight me emoji?

[ratmilk42]

They know why

[musashi]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEESEBURGER I LOVE YOUUUUUU 🧡😻🧡😻🧡

HES HIDING UNDER THE BED I’LL TELL HIM

[musashi]

Oh big yikes!!! Hope you're not in hospital for too long and the pain eases soon 💖 Here's a few questions in case you wanted a distraction from Everything

How tangible is Fi? Can she pick things up with her floaty cloak arms/can you hug her or is she more the kind of spirit that passes through things? (She looks like she's really solid to me but I'm not sure what the game actually shows her being)

Is there a genre of fic you love to read but don't necessarily feel like writing yourself?

What's your favourite animal to visit at the zoo?

What kind of snake would you like to have one day?

Do you have a favourite scary story?

Who's your favourite ghost-type trainer?

thank you for this ;; sorry i couldnt answer them yesterday i was. dead fshfsgh

How tangible is Fi? Can she pick things up with her floaty cloak arms/can you hug her or is she more the kind of spirit that passes through things? (She looks like she's really solid to me but I'm not sure what the game actually shows her being)

in canon it’s honestly up for interpretation. i know more than a few folks view her as entirely a hologram or spirit or something of the like. in canon she never directly interacts with objects, like she literally never touches anything that i can think of. she doesn’t even touch the ground, she’s always afloat. the closest she comes to interacting with an object is she summons one of the stone tablets and just kinda... floats it between her wings xD oh! and she CAN phase through stuff, she just has to turn herself into light first? she phases through doors in the beginning of the game and obviously she has to phase through the sword cause she lives in there.

concept art has Link holding onto her tho:

this is blurry but its the best thing in existence sfdgsfhgf. i think about it nonstop.

this didnt make it to the final game but beyond kin stuff its one of the reasons i believe she’s just kinda like anyone else in canon, i never really vibed w the hologram idea. i think Fi can probably just control the makeup of her spirit form and does what she feels is most efficient at any given moment. 

the kinnie answer is she’s made of metal and love :3 her wing arms fade into a less corporeal realm but the rest of her is good for huggin. 

Is there a genre of fic you love to read but don't necessarily feel like writing yourself?

anything with humour/hijinks because i love to read it but i don’t think im funny gfghjgh

What's your favourite animal to visit at the zoo?

my local zoo has the maned wolf and the red pandas right beside one another and that was always my fave!!

What kind of snake would you like to have one day?

god i don’t even knowwww. a big one. some kinda python. i just wanna big big friend whos heavy on my shoulders.

Do you have a favourite scary story?

i’m a weenie x3

Who's your favourite ghost-type trainer?

god thats so hard. Fantina gets points for being a coordinator but... Allistor.....

[musashi]

Also here's some photos of Crown-of-Thorns Starfish I took specifically for you at the aquarium a few weeks back (and then completely forgot to send you til now oops 😅)

OOHHHHDFGHGHFJKGJFD OMG SHES MY FAVOURITE COLOUR AHHHHHHHH AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHSDHFJKDSD LITTLE TINY SUN LITTLE POISON FRIEND OMG OMG OMG DEAN ILU

HER LITTLE TUBE FEEEEETSSSSSS

SCREAM