(for the ship meme) scisaac!
Note: This is probably off, because I have never played as Isaac or Scott. Nor have I grasped their personalities well to know who would do what. So these are simply guesses.
send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:
immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: Scott
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: Isaac
sends the other unsolicited nudes: ??
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: Scott?
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: Scott
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: Both
killed a guy (also, which hid the body): ?
wears the least clothing around the house: Both probably
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: Both at some points