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wow I haven’t used this in years but I want to start doing it again so ??? I may go on a following spree once I get back from university. I’m also going to reply to a few starters, rearrange my blog, etc.

In the meantime… like for a starter?

#( &. out of screams. )#anyone else?#i'm gonna start doing them now c:

reliquiaen

AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

australian-government-deactivat

i’d never die

steaku

bUT IMAGINE SOMEONE LIVING FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS BECAUSE THEIR SOUL MATE WAS IN ANOTHER CENTURY SOMEONE WRITE A BOOK

#( &. wishlist. )

teen-wolf-archive

#mY QUEEN #[ face ]#tw spoilers

wow I haven’t used this in years but I want to start doing it again so ??? I may go on a following spree once I get back from university. I’m also going to reply to a few starters, rearrange my blog, etc.

In the meantime... like for a starter?

#opentwrp #[ out of screams ]#tw indie rp #i'll do them later #it's six am and i'm barely awake omg

Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

#[ meme ]#[ i do plenty of queue just for his benefit ]

justanotherrpmeme

Send 'College' and I'll generate a number 1-57 and create a college-verse starter.

(Inspired by this post)

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER ASK MEME

"I need to assert my dominance as a man!"

"What is wrong with you? You have a mother!"

"In hypothetical terms, you scored last night."

"Do you like magic?"

"I'm like Yoda, except instead of being green and little, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda."

"Are you acting out the last scene of Sleepless in Seattle with dolls?"

"I have you. I don't need to wait for it anymore."

"What would you expect? You've seen my penis."

"That makes me want to join a gym so I can get super strong and punch you really hard in the face."

"Oh my god, can you just be cool?"

"I don't love her, okay? I just miss her when she's not around, think about her all the time, and I imagine us running towards each other in slow motion and I'm wearing a brown seude vest. But I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend!"

"I can't just go say hi!"

"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story."

"We met at the urinal."

"I was a teenage popstar in Canada."

"I guess, starting tomorrow, we can tell people."

"One out of every eight adult women in America is a prostitute."

"Love is the best thing we do."

"Playing loser tag is awesome!"

"Ouchy in my mouth."

"I'm cuddly, bitch. Deal with it!"

"I don't care if you have an orgasm! If you care, you do it!"

"He can't be pregnant. You have to have sex to be pregnant."

"I think you were in love and you messed it up."

"Everyone's leaving me and I don't like it!"

"Last week, I went out with a girl whose favourite band was Glee."

"What are the chances that we're both serial killers?"

"When I let a day go without talking to you, that day's just no good."

"I'm always gonna love you. Til the end of my days, and beyond."

"Love doesn't make sense!"

"You make me happy. You make me happy all the time."

"Do you want them? I hate olives."

"Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don't let it be awkward."

"Good luck on your date, I hope she's everything you're looking for"

"Settling down is for losers and kids who never go out anymore."

"There is no one hotter than God."

"OK, here’s my thing – if gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world’s gonna be doing it. That’s how it works. they start something, then six months later, everyone follows. Like… now everyone gets manicures."

"I keep waiting for something to happen."

"Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself."

"This font is often mistaken for Helvetica, but actually, it's Helvetica bold."

"I refuse to be a part of a third runaway bride situation."

"I'm really into you. I just can't be with you...right now."

"Whoever is right gets to slap the other person in the face as hard as they possibly can"

"I finally found the one. Her name is bacon."

"Why is no one coming to my happenings?"

"Ain't no thang but a chicken wang, mamacita!"

"If you keep acting this way, little by little, you're gonna lose me."

"The only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars."

"Chicago? Is that even a real place?"

"I'm sorry I don't have time for your drama right now. My fiance is missing."

"Just tell me. Do you love me?"

"Is there any way we could just go back to normal?"

"I only know of one truly platonic relationship."

"Do you want to keep playing or do you want to win?"

"Holding hands is like the fourth grade equivalent of banging."

"You hate women and women hate you."

"Why say goodbye to the good things?"

"You get older, you have kids, you stop stealing. It's sad."

"You have to let me dance my own battles!"

"New is always better!"

"If you have a crazy story, I was there. It's just the law of the universe."

"Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things."

"The future is scary but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. Yes it’s tempting but it’s a mistake. "

"You took my infant child to a strip club?"

"When you're in a new relationship and you're competing with your ex for who's happier, it can get ugly."

"I don't get lonely. I have five dogs."

"People make fun of the guy who stays home every night doing nothing, but the truth is, that guy is a genius."

"It's not cheating if it's on the phone, right?"

"Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny?"

#[ memes ]

pneumaticoutlaw

have you ever wondered how many fictional characters you’ve absorbed into your personality

eskatoad

who am i

#[ mun's a dork ]#[ out of screams ]

[ cora ]

"It is that late.”

"All I’m doing is reading. It’d be a waste of your time if you stayed here.”

❝ I'll stay on a corner reading something too, then. It doesn't bother me. ❞

She just doesn't want to be alone.

#coraofhale

[ notxaxtate ]

Malia slowly shook her head as she kept her gaze on the strawberry blonde

❝ Mmkay, you might want to get that thing out of your mouth, anyway. You could bite it by accident and ink doesn't taste good, you know. ❞

#notxaxtate

[ alec ]

"Okay, Miss Lydia, would you accompany to dinner some night in the near future?”

❝ Sure, why not? ❞

There it is, a sweet, innocent smile spreading across her face. She might've said that she was done with teenage boys, but one single dinner wouldn't hurt, right?

❝ What are you doing this friday night? ❞

#notthehost #[ i just find it so sweet when he calls her miss lydia omg ]

[ davina ]

” Your locker? then what was that person doing here? he just closed it and left..someone is lying or spying you i’m guessing both sounds like a possibility to me ”

❝ No, not that locker, the other one. Why would I be lying to you? ❞

Okay, Lydia may be hiding one tiny detail: That girl gives her a strange feeling. She can't explain it, but she's been feeling it since she saw her entering the school.