#nolanslifeisaverage

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nolanslifeisaverage replied to your post “Does anyone use Xkit? I used to but it won’t work now like pls help....”

New XKit exists and it wonderful, fyi

NOLAN YOU SAVED ME THANK YOU!

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I, a basic white gay, could use a new flannel

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nolanslifeisaverage replied to your post “Target is literally just as bad as Walmart with better PR. Like don’t...”

Can you elaborate? Cause Target corporate is super progressive and working for issues that lots of other corporate retailers won't even touch.... (I have friends that work in corporate, which is why I say that.)

Well I don’t have any hard evidence or anything like that. But like Target is peak liberal capitalism (I am not well read on this but based on what I do know I think that is a safe assumption to make). They target minority groups in their ads to make people think they are diverse without doing much of anything. And yes you do have to take into account that they provide people jobs and does help people survive. But this does not make them a good business because there is no such thing. And working for them is hell at the level I am at, they still do all the shady practices of any other corporation but because they are progressive in other ways this is swept under the rug. As one last story, one of my managers was telling us one day that we need to sell more clothing because we buy it for 50 cents and sell it for much much more. Without mentioning how they manage to do this. Sorry this is getting a little long winded but this is just a surface level answer for you.

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nolanslifeisaverage replied to your post “I just had like 10 Oreos WHAT AM I DOING TO MY BODY?!”

Gurl, it ain't even a thang until you eat an entire family pack in one sitting. #guilty #whoops

No shame, henny! 

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nolanslifeisaverage replied to your post “What I need is someone to give me a shoulder rub…but on my ass.”

I mean... I have huge hands + massage training. #justathought

I mean, sounds like a good combo. You’re hired?

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nolanslifeisaverage replied to your post “This boy on snapchat keeps calling me daddy and asking me to show him...”

Show him your thighs, he'll shut right up. #thickthighsmakethedickrise

You’re a gem.

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nolanslifeisaverage reblogged your post and added:

Dicks are about 14 calories the way I eat ‘em.

Ohh girl you hongry.

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nolanslifeisaverage replied to your post “I’m in a foul mood. Do something.”

All I've got in my mood changing arsenal is dick pics, s'mores, and unrelated GIFs. #notmuchhelp

Those all seem very worthwhile.