"He's twenty-two years old, Nol. You don't need to check in on him all the time. I'm not babysitting the kid."
"Sure, you send him a care package. Put in a bunch of those peanut butter cookies I like. I'll make sure he gets it."
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"He's twenty-two years old, Nol. You don't need to check in on him all the time. I'm not babysitting the kid."
"Sure, you send him a care package. Put in a bunch of those peanut butter cookies I like. I'll make sure he gets it."
âGood game, Uncle Nol, but youâre going down next time. Get ready.â
âLooking forward to it, Jay. Hi, Uncle Oliver.â
âHello, children. Stick around, Josie. Iâll tell you how the beat the openings he likes to use.â
âHey!â
âSparrow! How was work?â
âDo you remember that math teacher who invited us over for movie night and then got incredibly offended about my correct opinion about pre-code cinema? Heâs had me dismissed. Iâm going to have to go back to subbing, Iâm never going to get a proper teaching position at that school again, and weâre pregnant.â
âW-weâre what?âÂ
âI popped as soon as I got out of the car.â
âJava, thatâs . . . Iâm sorry about work but weâre going to have a baby!â
âThe timingâs rather unfortunate but . . . Nol, I think I'm terribly happy.â
âCharles! We are trying to sleep!â
âWeâre exhausted, Chuck. Please keep it down.â
âSorry, man. Emâs got the boyfriend over. Trust me, Iâm suffering more than you ever could.â
âSee, sparrow? Itâs all working out. Letâs get dinner somewhere nice, to celebrate.â
âAt least let me change out of my work things.â
âBut youâre already beautiful.â
â- a lot of complaints about couples woohooing in dark corners. But you donât really have anywhere private here.â
âWell, thereâs the closet. A few time weâve-â
âCloset . . . oh, the one behind the bar?â
âWeâre exchanging soda can rings and we havenât even written proper vows. This is the most inauspicious a weddingâs ever been.â
âDo you remember what you said when we got engaged, about mixing up our glasses every morning?â
âYes. Itâs only happened about fourteen times, since.â
âThatâs all I want, sparrow. To be eighty years old and squinting in confusion at you across the breakfast table.â
âSo âI swear weâll share everything except a prescription, darlingâ, something rather like that?â
âSparrow, I want to support you, and cherish you, and raise children, even if they might end up legally blind.â
âWeâre going into this marriage with full marks then, love. Nol! I adore you. Iâm going to give you everything youâve ever wanted.â
âLike you said, sparrow, weâre starting at a hundred percent.â
I should really take him somewhere less competitive to busk.
That cat stole like, half his tips.