The tallest tales. The widest influence. The longest reach you've seen. This is Kremlinry.
Tired of being accused of subverting American “democracy,” but having nothing to show for it? Or do you just want an easy ice-breaker with a conversation starter about how you’re a freelancer for one of the most successful marketing firms in history?
Become the digital marketing expert your political enemies imagine you to be - or just fake it like the best of them til you make it - and check out Kremlinry.
From the about page:
Kremlinry is a boutique public relations firm specializing in government relations, community affairs, and brand management. Or it’s a full-service digital marketing team leveraging the latest tools in social listening to turn your online community into your customer’s second home. It can also be a public affairs officer, a press secretary, a pollster, an earnest journalist, a secret policeman disguised as an earnest journalist, three “nonpartisan” lobbyists with a beefy Rolodex spread across all three branches of the federal government, a Macedonian teenager who figured out how to phish passwords, two bots from rival firms tweeting at each other – it can be whatever you need to reify whatever fantasy sustains your tenuous grasp on reality.
I’m still building it out and am happy to take suggestions.
But the goal is for it to be a satire site that the more brave among you can cite as something you’ve accomplished which you can be proud of lmao
I did my best at effecting that genteel, professional tone (with normie/corny quirkiness here and there for added flavor) typical of the labor aristocry, but the Our Impact page departs from it a bit.
