#nomoreplasticwaste

[mdotdoc]

I just found out that on average, people eat about microscopic pieces of plastic and that's not good.

But like, no need to worry, am I right? I mean, I've been eating dirt since I was in the tube, and I turned out just fine! And who needs plastic when you can just eat all-natural, organic dirt anyway?!

So join me in my crusade for sustainable snacking - let's ditch the plastic and embrace the dirt! 🌱🍴