#non incorrect quotes

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Ryuk says Death Note users won't go to heaven/hell as a way to psych Light out. It's technically true since everyone, regardless of morals, ethics or karma, goes to Mu.

YKNOW THAT MAKES A LOTTA SENSE

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So I don’t like getting political and I’m not gonna… but I just want to say that if you’re an American Women (or anyone tbh, but especially an American Women) then please take care of yourself and take time to enjoy yourself, you need it today.

You’re allowed to distract yourself and make time for yourself and don’t always need to follow the news.

[wacco17]

Ecstal: Are we fighting or flirting?

Jezek: I am pinning you against the wall with my hand around your neck-

Ecstal: Your point?

[night-zaveri]

Ecstal: I have a crush, but you wont like who it is

Ezra: Just rip the bandaid off

Ecstal: Its Jezek

Ezra: ...Put the bandaid back on

[cok3andm3ntos]

Akira , holding Fiadh: I have one child that needs to be touching me at all times, and if she isnt touching me at all times...all hell breaks loose.

Akira, looking over at Bror trying to flirt with Ezra: and then my other child...over there. Who is determined to kill himself.

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Martha Washington headcanons? Please

Martha Washington headcanons? Sure! I’ve had a busy couple of weeks so thanks for being so patient anon. Hope you enjoy:

Musical AU:

Martha can not figure out why George keeps singing like is this normal or something?? Ever since he met some guys named Hercules, Aaron, Alex, Laf and John, it’s gotten out of hand.

He sings every big moment in their life. She’s not sure why??? Are they in some sort of musical or something???

Found an orange tabby cat one morning. Couldn’t think of the name for the stray. Decided to write to George.

‘My love, what should I name this insatiable town cat? He’s charming everything and always in heat. Do you have any suggestions?’

The response: ‘Hamilton.’

Huh

Met Alex at a Winter’s Ball.

Interesting interaction of ‘I named my cat after you. You must be our second adopted son, then. Call me Martha.’

She’s scarier than Washington

Still wondering why everyone is singing??? Like why???

Had to meet Thomas Jefferson a year after her husband passed

On the date

Ew

Worst day of her life

In all honesty though

WHY IS EVERYONE SINGING?? What’s going on??

Modern au:

Was married once before she met George

Unfortunately, she lost him to illness after a few months of marriage.

It was pretty traumatic.

Through that, she ended up on a different course with life.

She decided to go into nursing once she settled her husband’s estate. While there, she realized how much she loved it.

She’s now an ER nurse.

It keeps her on her toes

Hmmmm

Martha is very attune to nature. Some days she can tell if it’s going to rain (even on days with no clouds in the sky).

She actually knows a lot more about nature than most would believe.

Could it have to do with her experience as a nurse? Maybe.

Will we ever know? No.

Often gets compared to Kerry Washington Jackson, the First Lady of the first President.

It’s kinda of funny if not a little bit weird.

Takes the subway when they’re in the city, takes horseback when they’re at Mount Vernon.

Yo

That’s all I got. Thanks for the request anon!

[incorrect00liners]

Hi!ヾ(＾∇＾) I’m Kai, the admin of this new incorrect quotes blog for the 00 liners

I have other blogs, my most popular ones being @eyesmilekingseokmin and @day6probablysaidit . Now I know what you’re thinking, “Kai, why do you have so many incorrect quote blogs? Why not make just one whole kpop incorrect quotes blog?” Well I don’t want to do that because I don’t want to show any favoritism to any groups and upset anyone. I’m a very multifandom person but I do have my own groups that I stick to more than others and I honestly wouldn’t feel like it would be fair to people who want to see other groups, especially ones that are underrated. So that being said the fact that I made this was very self indulgent and I just felt like it would be something fun to do to bring a smile to other people’s faces or at least make them laugh every once in a while. This blog will feature many kpop idols who were born in 2000 like 00 line from Stray Kids, NCT, The Boyz, Loona, and many other groups. Once again this is pretty self indulgent but I still hope you enjoy whatever amusement you can get out of this little blog of mine.

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Somehow that is accurate.

I mean you're NOT WRONG