Daily incorrect quotes

Incorrect Quotes for object shows like bfdi and inanimate insanity, probably some other shows like OSO and ONE. Two to three quotes a day. Pronouns:She/Her (anything is fine tho) Age:19

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Nail: Why am I always the designated driver?

Broomer: You're alive.

Chalky: You obey traffic laws.

Latte: Your insurance rates aren't horrifying.

Clay: You possess cowardice.

Nail: You mean self-preservation?

Clay: Same thing.

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Black Hole: For the next 72 hours we're going to live off whatever nature sends our way. See that stream? That's our drinking water. See those berries? That's our breakfast.

Fanny: See that skeleton? That's our future.

[lexolotlthelegend]

HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY-

I CAN SEE IT HAPPENING AND I HEAR THEIR VOICES

I think I might draw this one day :]

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Please tag me if you do I would love to reblog it!

[fakemonalisa28-art]

Marker Before His Personality Changed In BFDIA 13

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He went from Hot Topic to Claire’s real fast

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Gaty trying to buy time for her team: Are you busy?

Two: Yes.

Gaty: Cool, listen to this...

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Nickel: So let me get this straight. You had no issue with Tea Kettle putting together a rescue squad.

Life Ring: mhmm

Nickel: But heaven forbid I do the same thing....

Lifering: She at least asked for my blessing and didn't make it a dick measuring contest.

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Nickel: Hey, TB, will you walk me to the market?

Tennis Ball: Why? Did you forget how to get there?

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Apple, texting Marshmallow: [sends a voice message]

Marshmallow, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?

Apple: No, don't worry, just listen later.

[later]

Marshmallow: [presses play]

Apple: THERE'S A FIRE-

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Snowball: I sure do love being a straight man

Basketball: $20

Blocky: $35

Pen: $50

Coiny: $150

Snowball:.. are you bidding on me?

[rickyseinn]

Art Fight 2026 attack for @vizitr

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Bomby: Why are you guys acting like this?

Pin: Oh, we're not acting.

Coiny: We really are like this.

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Which of these characters do you want to win TPOT

Blackhole

Book (why?)

Donut

Fanny

Golf Ball

Grassy

Marker

Pen

Pencil

Price Tag

Tennis Ball

Voting ended onJul 17

My top choice would be Golf Ball, Donut or Fanny. Even tho there’s some characters I would prefer not to win I honestly care more about the story than the placements of the characters so I’m fine with anyone winning… except for Book since she was a previous winner even if her official prize was kinda lame (tho hey I don’t think any competition show ever had a double winner so maybe that could be cool if she did somehow win again)

My previous top choices were gonna include Winner but we all know how that turned out.

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Good video essay about Inanimate Insanity and codependency: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzaPQkm3aEw&pp=ugUHEgVlbi1HQg%3D%3D&ra=m

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Taco: Stay low. Stay unseen.

*gets spotted instantly*

Taco: They're very observant.

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Black Hole: For the next 72 hours we're going to live off whatever nature sends our way. See that stream? That's our drinking water. See those berries? That's our breakfast.

Fanny: See that skeleton? That's our future.

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Needle: Is that bubble gum ice cream?

Nickel: Well, it's not simply bubble gum ice cream. It's Frosty Double Bubble Blast Off.

Fries, to Tennis Ball: Why are you with him?

Nickel: He finds me whimsical.

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Apple: I hired a hugman. A hitman, except it's a guy I pay to hug people.

Marshmellow: Oh, okay. [runs away]

Apple: NO MARSHMELLOW I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR YOU TO BE HUGGED STOP RUNNING

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Cloudy: Rocky? Where are you?

Ice Cube: Could someone put a frickn' bell on him or something?