Daily incorrect quotes

Incorrect Quotes for object shows like bfdi and inanimate insanity, probably some other shows like OSO and ONE. Two to three quotes a day. Pronouns:She/Her (anything is fine tho) Age:19

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Tea Kettle: Are you alright?

Balloon: Short answer or long answer?

Tea Kettle: Short?

Balloon: No.

Tea Kettle: Long?

Ballon: Nooooooo.

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Suitcase: So that's my plan.

Nickel: Do you take constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.

Suitcase: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Nickel: It sucks!

Suitcase: *tears up*

Baseball: That's… not really constructive Nickel.

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Also I made a playlist for an OC/story I’m working on but tell me some of these songs don’t fit Experiment 21 Test Tube

[bfdiandmore]

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Kidnapper: We have your teammate.

Black Hoke: You have Fanny?

Kidnapper: Yes.

Black Hole: Oh, good luck with that.

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Yellow Face advertising some bullshit: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!

Yellow Face: Ha ha, just kidding. I've killed a man.

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BFDIA 21: We’re Not Friends>>>> Game Of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Twin Peaks,

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Paper: How's the most handsome man in the world doing?

OJ: *without looking up from the table* I don't know, how are you?

Paper: *voice cracking* I'm fine.

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Bomby: Hi, who's this? Fries changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.

Nickel: What's mine?

Bomby: Dwarf.

Nickel: HE’S SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!

Bomby: Oh, hey Nickel.

Nickel: FUCK!

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Cabby: If we lose, you two are out of the will.

Bot and Goo: We were in the will?

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(Humanize)

Sidewalky: I once had a haircut I deeply regret.

Money: Is it the one you have now?

Sidewalky: No.

Money: It should be

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Blocky: Have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Bubble: All the time.

Blocky: Then you should be used to it.

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Fireafy’s love child that’s probably the respawn of Satan: Papa, when you and Mom adopted me, how much did I cost?

Firey: ...what are you saying??? I carried you for NINE MONTHS, BIRTHED you, NO EPIDURAL, and you ask how much—

Fireafy’s love child that’s probably the respawn of Satan: Mom, how much did I cost?

Leafy: Too much, but I could forge money with paper slips, so it didn’t really effect me

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Trophy: I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant.

Trophy: My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

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(CloudYAY going to a party)

Donut: Are you guys bringing anything to the party?

Golf Ball: Yeah, an empty stomach.

Pillow: My sparkling personality.

Pencil: A flagrant disregard for common decency

Barf Bag:

Yellow Face: Chips.

Winner: Wow we all seem to be contributing in our own ways

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Book: What's your best way of coping?

Leafy: Isolating myself and pushing people away.

Book: ...That's your best way?

Leafy: That's my only way.

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(after Nickel makes fun of Balloon)

Balloon: I hope you all know that he's a dead man.

(the rest of the sinkers all nod)

Balloon when Nickel comes back in the room: (sweetly) Oh, hi Nickel!