jester: hmmMmMMm... soooooo.... princess annie.... i had a queeessttiooon :3
foreign princess: Yes, jester? What seems to concern you?
jester: [obviously and ubsubtly staring at her cleavage] ummmmmmm
foreign princess: Yes?
jester: aauuuuummmmmm..... ummmmm...
foreign princess: Out with it, peon.
jester: are those real??????
foreign princess: ......
foreign princess: Yes, do you want to touch them?
jester: oh boy DO I!!!!! do you make milk? can you get pregnant? how big is your butt? do you smell good? can i touch your hair????
foreign princess: Slow down please, one at a time
jester: ummmm... ummmm... can u take ur clothes ofd? please? xP
foreign princess: Alright, but my anatomy is nothing to gawk at. It is quite average, really. [strips down nude]
jester: holy COW!!!!!! you have HUGE BOOBIES!!!!! and a BIG BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
foreign princess: [blushing a bit] I suppose I have some desireable attributes..
jester: can u sit on my face :3 pls :3 pretty please :3
foreign princess: I suppose it is.. within the scope of my abilities. You are quite uncouth, aren't you, strange girl?
jester: yuuuuuuuup. do u fart?
foreign princess: What?
jester: nothin [looking to the side and whistling] nothin. jus' thinkin. nothin' big, just chillin'
foreign princess: I'm sorry, are you alright? Is there something wrong? You seem.. Out of sorts.
jester: umm no im normal :P :3 im pretty normal :P can u sit on my face now?
foreign princess: Alright.. Lay down, then. I haven't got all day.
jester: [fist pumping] YESSS. score 1 jesty score 0 rest of gay world. so fricking dopesauce.
foreign princess: I- I'm sorry did you just say my rear is 'dopesauce'????
jester: no but it totally is. epic with a side of awesome.
foreign princess: [sitting on her face] You are the strangest woman I have ever met. All of you are quite, quite strange
jester: MPPH MPHH MPH MMPH MPH
foreign princess: Quite beautiful, as well...