dark lord: [watching from her orb] UGH when is the princess gonna fuck the maid!!! this fucking sucks!!!!!
minion: your wickedness.. i have word that a brave hero seeks to vanquish your evil-
dark lord: NOT NOW INSOLENT WORM. I have more important matters to attend to. uggghhhh... this new princess is clearly much worse.. and.. BRING THE KNIGHT BACK.. UGH! THIS SUCKS!
minion: shall i send an army of undead skeletal warriors, your wickedness?
dark lord: wh- no, why would i do that- oh you mean for the hero, yeah whatever have the witch of the ruined kingdom go kill her or whatever i dont care. i gotta see where this goes. its just getting good
minion: perhaps i can have our person on the inside influence events in a most dastardly way...?
dark lord: who- my little sister? jesty?? no way she's living her own life, you know a lot of you wretched minions have little understanding of boundaries
minion: my apologies your wickedness, shall i give you a handjob?
dark lord: girl no way, the power imbalance here is way too intense, it wouldn't feel right at all. now CEASE YOUR WHINING INSOLENT WORM. and bring me ANOTHER TUB OF ICE CREAM so i may watch as THE IDIOTIC HERO is BANISHED TO THE REALM OF SHADOW ONCE AND FOR ALL. or whatever.. fuck i gotta see where this new maid fits inti things
minion: [really sad she didnt get to give her a handjob] yes, my lord...
