#non rvb

[agentmaineapologist]

I may or may not have been accidentally double dosing my testosterone for the past 7 weeks. Surely nothing bad will come of this

[jared-hopworth-is-a-himbo]

RVB Rabies Post

This post was in bad taste and I apologize if it rubbed anyone the wrong way. At the time, I was ignorant of how serious and life threatening rabies is. By making a joke post about it I made it seem less threatening, and this was a mistake.

Rabies is very, very dangerous. Once symptoms appear, this disease becomes untreatable and almost 100% fatal. If you think you have been in contact with a rabid person/animal seek help immediately.

Research the symptoms of rabies, and never approach wild animals.

While rabies is joked about on this site, it in itself is not a joke.

[agentmaineapologist]

So I may be switching my focus to concept art for a while 🤭 (I know the colors are noisy it's like my second try man)

[agentmaineapologist]

If @bellybursterhungrythirster has 1,000,000 fans, I am one of them

If they have 100 fans, I am one of them

If they have 1 fan, that fan is I

If they have no fans, I am dead

Long live the senile shitposter 🫡

[agentmaineapologist]

"It doesn't have to be perfect the first time 🥺"

Yes but have you considered: Gifted Kid Trauma

[agentmaineapologist]

My baby, my tiny, my child

Her's eepy

[agentmaineapologist]

My coworker, pointing to a piston charm on my keychain: Ooh is that a knife?

Me next to a loud grill, pulling it off my belt: That's a piston, that is a knife. I have five on me rn

Coworker: Wow, why so many?

Me: I used to be stalked.

Coworker: Oh you used to be stock? Where at?

Me: ... Fym "where at"? Everywhere bitch

[agentmaineapologist]

I have adopted a random person on discord and I will say one thing and one thing only:

If any harm were to come to this kid, i will personally see to it that this planet burns with the fires straight from Ton-618 itself.